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“who hurt you” me dude I’m fucking dumb

yeah alcohol is cool but have you ever been someone's first choice? me neither. pass the bottle.

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

been getting really into bed recently

i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

thank you for liking my posts. im kissing your forehead right now. do you feel it.

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky