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the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off

Does anyone know what to do

Put this in the history books

happy 10 years

cats will be like “blasting litter 10 feet in all directions aint much but its honest work”

They should invent sleep for women

Common misconception is that Fred is the leader of the gang because he’s cool and popular. The reality is that he’s the one with a car

How scary would it be if you were alone in your house and you just heard Rupaul laugh

i really need some people to unknow me

having a crush is like this is an obsession with you but it also isn't about you at all it's about me and in fact it's actually none of your business

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

mostly my career goals are to hang out with friends and do whatever is funniest in the moment. hope that helps