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you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

You labled everyone at Disney a furry

Someone said how white ppl will show up to this type of shit but not protest literal concentration camps w/ children in them and i detected no lies

If a rat tried to give me a disease with a very high mortality rate I would simply say no thank you

rip to 30-50% of europe but im different

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

this is vile LMAO

I want my face to be his fucking foot pedal

I’d love a chance to even see his bare feet… then find out if they’re ticklish, of course.

thank you toeluva and foottickl3rguy glad you liked my piano video

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

He has been contained

But for how long

You goddamn fools. Look at his face. We haven’t stopped him. He’s exactly where he wants to be. He’s playing us and we’re falling for it.

i”M CRYING

Literally no comedian could plan out something funnier than this

I burst out laughing. BJORNG.

It's wild having to explain this to men and then ask them to think about how they behave when it's night and they're walking behind women. They always look at me like I'm crazy. "I'm not doing anything!" "Jake, you're 6 foot two inches tall." "...so?" "You're huge and could hurt us easily if you wanted to." "But I wouldn't!" "But she doesn't know that. All she knows is that a huge guy is walking directly behind her at night." "That's not fair!" "Tell me about it."

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs

Meanwhile elderly black women be callin us baby and protectin us

guys where’s that post about the guy who felted himself a life sized doll to be his girlfriend and it’s the scariest fucking thing in the world

YES THANK YOU

google::;;;; what does she want

oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape