B U B B E R F U F F

gently cupping your face. people going through hallucinations or moments of delusion are having a lot more scary of a time than your few moments of uncomfortability around them. be nice or I'm going to kill you. kisses your head.

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

Something intimate in someone paying attention to small details

and then suddenly everything worked out in your favor.