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an!!! actual!!! queen!!!

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Y'all are too damn fast
jinkook being adorable with each other

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the cutest little bean of seventeen!! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Oh my God, this just made my whole day.
the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine
Emma’s photo: She’s beauty and she’s grace. Rupert: Looks ready to woo you with his acoustic skills. Dan: ANARCHY!!
‘TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE
My friend is an older guy, very successful businessman. But he doesn’t dress that way on the weekends. He decides to buy himself a Rolex, and goes to this big fancy watch store in his standard ratty jeans. The salesman figures him for a bum, and treats him with disdain throughout the entire conversation, like my friend is wasting his time. But my friend lets it roll off his back, gets the info he needs, decides on the watch he wants, and leaves. He goes directly to his bank, withdraws a big stack of cash. Walks back into the store, and makes a beeline for “his” salesman. The guy is practically rolling his eyes at him—until my friend pulls out the cash. He points to his selection and says, “I would like to buy that watch … FROM HIM.” And my friend points to the salesman standing next to the jerk.
Ratty Jeans: About Twenty Bucks. New Rolex: About Fifteen Grand. Look on the asshole salesman’s face as he watches his jumbo commission go bye bye? PRICELESS!
I used to work in a 24 hour fast food joint by a popular club. At about closing time, we’d get the overflow of drunks. Most just wanted a greasy snack before they went home, and probably 90% were perfectly civil and hilarious.
However, as many who serve the late night drunk crowd know, there are douchebags that seek to bolster their self esteem and social standing, by harassing easy targets (like fast food workers who have to switch off their verbal self defence mechanisms to provide ‘good customer service’).
We had a regular who would spend his time hitting on customers and staff (me on one occasion) after what was probably another night of disappointment. He clearly thought he was charming.
We named him ‘TLE’ (The Lynx Effect - after an advertising slogan for a deodorant named Lynx, which is the Australian branding for Axe Body Spray).
TLE would hang out in the dining room, sometimes with a crowd of friends that he would play to. After being politely told to stop standing on the seats, TLE decides he wants a burger, so he orders some monstrosity loaded with a stupid amount of bacon that he expects kudos for ordering (I give kudos for bacon, not wasted bacon).
When it comes time to pay, TLE opens his wallet and finds only a parking ticket and a condom. He hands the condom across and says, 'You accept these as payment, right?’ Cue polite laughter.
Without a beat, my surpressed verbal defences kick in.
'Usually, sir. However, not when they’ve clearly been in your wallet for so long.’
He was stunned, his mates laughed and my manager at the time had to hide in the backroom lest someone saw her game face drop. After that, some lady (whom he had been clumsily hitting on) asked if I accepted tips.
Petty, but satisfying.

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*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
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Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.
This dude just walked into mcdonalds with a case of beer in hand and yelled “Where the fuck am I?”
Update: this dude just ordered 100 chicken nuggets. He is officially my idol.
trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

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