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Everyone wants a milf but nobody wants “😂” in their sexting make up your mindssss

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*LIGHT KUN

death note heritage post

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

it's also fucking evil for them to do this to older citizens who are so used to dealing with cash and cheques. not only does no-one have spare change anymore, but it is so hard to engage in a completely digital economy when you have no access to it, creating a whole other dependency with generations who aren't able to engage in cashless transactions. a whole other sense of autonomy stripped away, people who have lived and worked and grown as fully competent adults now requiring their offspring to pay for them as if they're children.

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items