god's favourite princess

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

Polyamory hate is so funny cause its always like. Youre talking about your happy relationship and some rando get up to shout 'IM DEEPLY SEXUALLY INSECURE 😡😡ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE MISERABLE 😡🤬😡🤬 AND IM MAD AT YOOOOOUUU"

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

(flirting) i could be your problem

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

Oh fucking thissss

I dont remember saying that

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be