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Color Me Curious
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Not today Justin
Keni
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@evilsexyprincess
Love it when a character is like βI can tell youβre trying to smooth talk me and Iβm fully aware youβre trying to manipulate me but itβs working. Keep complimenting me.β
Ah, youβre trying to flatter me. My one weakness! Keep going.
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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
Iβve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DONβT EVEN KNOW.Β
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You wonβt believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: β¦ Iβm Nobody. Fill me in.Β
*A couple of months later*Β
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, sheβs great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother whoβs not going to treat you like shit.Β
Penelope: β¦ Iβm going to need more details, but okay, sure.Β
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.Β
Cassandra: Penelope, Iβve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.
Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.
This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter
Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:
It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;
Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and
The opposite of poetry is math.
Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.
Hark, a vagrant: 298
[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next
not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use
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Iβm flying a few lucky followers out to where ever
None of us have a choice where we end up really
obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.
I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.
love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever
you're bountiless you stupid bitch
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im a reblogger i will reblog
me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday
Everyone wish me luck on my date today Iβm so nervous what if they donβt like meβ¦
You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.
i just checked my status effects for the first time in a while how long have i been Doomed for
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