god's favourite princess

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

it’s time

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Keep salting the wound I'm close

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

Clearly you don't own an air fryer

It’s not an appliance the Jedi would sell you

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !