little lord lazybones

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

that makes sense

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

Me As fuck when there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me, I gain no deeper knowledge of myself and the confession means nothing

Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

scholars, they're called. Academics.