Brooke

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

being a fall out boy fan is sooo exhausting because i'll listen to a fall out boy song and i'll say "wow! what a great song! this is definitely one of my top 5 favourite fall out boy songs!" and then i'll listen to another one and i'll say "wow! what a great song! this is definitely one of my top 5 favourite fall out boy songs!" and then i'll do that for every single song of theirs

Bill Hader’s vibe is so funny to me because he’s this 40 year old man with a nasally voice who snorts when he laughs and is obsessed with true crime shows, and yet every single person who has ever heard him talk for more than three seconds is just like 😍

Bill Hader sexy

We Cannot Express The Magnitude of Our Regret For Party Rocking

sometimes i think abt how if a man from 1942 saw me vaping on my little e-cigarette he would think i looked impossibly futuristic and also like a haunting allegory for humanity's progressive alienation from itself by technology. "where's the smoke? the fire? where's all the goddamned romance?" he'd demand, impassioned