hello

i am stupid but smart at the same time in the same way dogs are very good learners but will still eat grass ravenously until they get sick and will run into glass doors

why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing

horse intimacy

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this...

OK this is freaking hilarious

how could you waste a egg

a what

I needed that second pic

Me in chemistry class.

Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

wouldn’t it be funny if you just refreshed the website and it was gone

dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parent’s political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didn’t know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me “I hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I don’t think Obama will get anything done” bitch you are 9

really appreciate ferris bueller’s lack of character development throughout his whole film. he does not change. i like that about him