slow & sloppy wins the race

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

I'm the Beatboxing Puppy.

Girl We Been Knowing How To Draw

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

Tomorrow is April 14th don't forget to leave out ambient works for Aphex Twin to select tonight