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A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

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In a sense, it doesn’t matter how ridiculous it sounds to think Pepsi would genuinely honour that. Pepsi said that they would, therefore they have to, or else they’re guilty of false advertising. Companies can’t be allowed to say whatever they want in adverts, and when asked to pony up pull “it was just a joke, bro”. To use a slightly less ridiculous example, Fallout 76. One of the preorder editions can with a canvas backpack. But when they finally shipped, the durable canvas backpacks somehow became flimsy nylon. Complaints to publisher Bethesda got the response that the canvas version advertised was a prototype that was too expensive to make, so they handed out the cheap imitations instead. It took like two years in the courts for Bethesda to give people what they actually pay for. And they won because advertising law says you have to deliver on what you promise, even if it’s a Harrier jet. Introducing any level of “it’s just a joke” makes that effectively meaningless.
Mew Mew concept art by me! Had lots of fun drawing her as always, enjoy the additional sprites I gave her!!
i get you want to enjoy the thing you like. i really do. but like Sometimes the thing you like is inherently discriminatory in its very foundations and there's no amount of silly trans headcanons or redesigns you can make that should simply let you ignore this
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This is a very unorganized 5 am thought but its fascinating like. How frequently toby writes about sexism and misogyny but its often done so tastefully and subtly that you don’t ever really notice it, but it’s still so so there. Like I think people view utdr as a series that doesnt have that kind of bigotry when it really really does but its just. Written well.
Like. On a surface level, theres characters who are like. A caricature of a misogynist, like Aaron. He’s a buff guy who tells women they’d be cuter if they smiled and objectifies them. He’s meant to be a joke. And meant to make you go “ew fuck this guy” y’know? Then theres things that’re a little less surface level, like a character we can like who has a little more depth but a massive trait of his is objectifying women, like Cap’n. He’s funny and has other gags and traits, and every time he says something weird his buddy always tells him to knock it off.
We have a median where people start to argue but a good amount can agree on, like Berdly. He frequently objectifies Noelle and speaks over and for her, claiming her work as his own. The second he gains feelings for Susie, he starts referring to her in ways she doesn’t like and objectifying her, too. He’s a teenage boy who’s been dragged into weird internet subcultures and you can only hope he’ll learn better. Hell, his arc isn’t even over yet. He’s a weird kid that is nice to girls one on one, but hasn’t learned to not use the patriarchy to his advantage the second he can.
Then we have characters where, if you point out their sexism, people start to argue. And I get it! If you mark a character as “vaguely sexist”, then that means their problematic and bad. But it really doesn’t- I think it adds to them as characters and is worth dissecting. For example, Spamton is very vaguely sexist. A lot of people disagree with this, and I get why you would- I don’t think hes a “woman hating misogynist”, but his behavior in weird route is very telling of some traits- most importantly and obviously him referring to Noelle as “hot mama” and “side chick”. He’s not gonna tell a woman to go make him a sandwich, but he will call a woman a bitch.
Then theres characters that Toby on purpose wrote as a way to combat sexist tropes. Media is FULL of the “in depth depressed man with a cardboard cutout dead/divorced wife”. So he swapped it around. He made Toriel as in depth as possible, giving her layers upon layers that you can write essays on, and then made Asgore the least explored “main” character in Undertale. In Deltarune, Toriel still gets more spotlight, and Asgore is obsessed with having his “life” back- a picture perfect family, a wife by his side, his job, his kids- exactly what a Man is supposed to be. He’s not a raging misogynist either- he’s soft, he wears pink, he grows flowers for a living and for a hobby. But he objectifies Toriel and tracks her down and confronts her in public spaces so she looks bad if she tries to be firm with her boundaries. This is a fascinating character trait of his- he does it in Undertale, too. He loves the idea of Toriel. Sure, they worked well while they did, but when he lost her, all he could focus on was getting her back instead of doing some introspection.
Idk. I think utdr as a series has some of the best written women ive ever seen and thats kind of heartbreaking to say considering its like. An indie rpg. One of the best there is, sure, but like. Youd think thered be more examples. Idk. I like how toby fox writes women and misogyny as a whole.
Was gonna put this in the tags but actually I wanna write it out, I think Ruby Holiday is a really good example of this too and I've like never seen anyone talk about it. Like hes nice, sweet, likeable, but he also giggles about introducing himself to Carol by calling her a “hot piece of work” and getting slapped. He plays into the whole “overprotective dad who's gonna make sure his daughter's crush knows not to hurt her” thing. He's just. Someone's dad. Someone's mundane, vaguely misogynistic dad.
ive been meaning to reply to this for a bit but like. EXACTLY!! exactly this i didnt even consider that! like! he wouldnt call a woman a bitch but he for sure refers to them in slightly demeaning ways as a cultural thing, its just part of the world to him and hes trying to joke around. he loves his family dearly when it actually comes down to it but hes for sure like, still upholding some sexist habits. hes like the family member you love dearly and trust with your life but you have to glare at sometimes if they step a little too far with a sexist joke
I'd also argue that Asgore is a good example of men who take women's work for granted, since that seems to be a theme in utdr
In Undertale, Gerson says Toriel did most of the work in the Underground. We even see this with her immediately changing policies and firing Alphys when she gets into a position of power again. And yet Asgore still felt comfortable declaring war without her input.
And the same goes me for Alphys, he wants someone to fit the role of Royal Scientist, but doesn't actually really care what they do, and is too much of a pushover to ask personally, so Alphys is nearly killing herself and only has blueprints for guidance, but Asgore never once directly confronts her about what's taking her so long, or even asks how she's doing
And like. He's not really emotionally unavailable. We see the monsters say everyone can just go up to him and talk. So why the *fuck* does he not do that on his own to someone who might just be able to break the barrier without killing more kids????
And then there's Deltarune! Where Asgore has a flower shop that Carol rented for him, but is too nice and sweet to actually sell flowers. He's too much of a pushover to actually recognize the effort that Carol is putting into him for him to not be homeless. It's not like he's lazy! He works decently well for her in her house, he cleans the bathroom and is only idle after his job is done, but there's always this undertone that he's just doing what is asked of him, even in situations where clearly he should be doing more.
Asgore wouldn't call a woman a bitch, or even be intentionally mean to one in a misogynistic way, but he's the type of guy to offload anything that seems to be too much effort for him onto the women in his life.
Sweet Pea’s sister tells this story all the time and both of them think it’s really funny
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Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.
And it's ALWAYS worth the reader honestly taking a minute to examine whether or not there's a perfectly fine female character existing there in the shadow of the reader's own previously unexamined gender biases.

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Something I see getting overlooked a lot when discussing queercoding in historical media is that in many cases it's not evidence that the writers secretly shipped it; it was aimed at straight dudes specifically to freak them out. Depicting a male villain as sexually interested in a male hero reads as horror to the cishet male audience. Like, Venom didn't spend years and years being blatantly characterised as Spider-Man's creepy stalker ex because Marvel's writers were all closeted yaoi fans. That was meant to be scary – which of course doesn't mean you can't read it differently, but don't give them credit they don't deserve!
i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.
I never really wanted to get into this on here but I want to talk about it now so nobody can stop me.
honestly one of the worst things is that I knew. a lot of people talk about not knowing they were trans until xyz event where they realized and went through whatever hardships and then transitioned. people talk about repression and discovery and all these things. and those are all powerful and important experiences I don't see myself as above them in any way. but I knew.
I was never an egg, I was never in denial. when I was 3 years old I dreamed I was a princess. I know this because my family retells it as a funny story. I tried to wear my sister's clothes regularly, I asked people why there wasn't a word for the reverse of a tomboy, I put on makeup, I used she/her pronouns online since I first learned to read and write.
I don't bring this up to do this "I've always been a woman deep down, so you should listen to me as super valid Mr psychologist gatekeeper". my point is that it didn't matter.
I knew, and it didn't matter. it wasn't an issue of having to figure out who I was and then realizing that. it's that who I am was intentionally killed and locked away at every turn. it's not that I didn't realize I was a girl, it's that I wasn't allowed to be one. I was hurt and punished and sent to conversion therapy repeatedly. I can't "go back in time and tell my younger self to save her years of struggle". it wouldn't matter. it wouldn't change anything at all. the issue wasn't a lack of information. it's a lack of power. kids and trans kids especially are subject to so much abuse and we have no power to do anything about it. it is such a great tragedy beyond words. knowing what you want to do and wear and say and be, that you want this name and these pronouns and that cute dress, and being powerless to do anything about it anyway. forced to wear clothes picked out for you by a guardian, only able to use pre-approved nicknames online. only allowed to engage in these specific hobbies and have these specific friends. all of whom treat you like garbage. but it doesn't matter. it doesn't even matter if you know it's unjust, there's no way to do anything about it. it is perhaps the most powerless position anyone can be in. there is no level of knowledge or personal strength that will get you out of it. you just have to shut off until enough time passes for the law to deem you as worthy of being a person.
I think that's a big part of why I'm like this now, once you see that powerlessness, when you experience the depths of hopelessness and disenfranchisement, you can never unsee it. it does something to you
it's easier to think that I did something wrong. that if I were smarter or stronger or cleverer I could've figured it out. and that when I did get out of that place, that it was due to my strength. but the reality is it wasn't. none of it was my fault, and that's almost harder to handle. there's no amount of trial or belief or hope or self knowledge that can magically warp the world to be kind to you. when I got away it's because I was a legal adult. that's it, that's all that changed. the only thing holding me back that entire time
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i just dont think the argument matters that drag femboy and sissy spaces are worthwhile because of the handful of transfems that use those communities to soft-transition when otherwise theyre largely populated by misogynist men putting on the costume of transfemininity for entertainment or kink. what we should be focusing on instead is making it safer socially for girls to come out as transfem without needing to seek out those spaces where theyre only treated as men in dresses but for some reason nobody arguing "what about those poor girls" seems to consider this. wonder why
europeans be like “omg north americans are so racist it’s horrible” and then elect fascists
I would like to emphasize that I agree with all of these tags by the way. My post wasn't aiming to pin all of Europe's grotesque racism on the new elections.
A few weeks ago I was at a board game night with some of my old classmates from various mainland European countries. They started talking about how horrible Trump's treatment of immigrants is and how they're so glad to be in Europe where nothing like that is happening right now. I asked them what they thought about the fact that their own governments were complicit in turning the Mediterranean into a mass grave of asylum seekers, and some of them legitimately didn't even know and were surprised to hear that their own governments had enacted policies that caused the deaths of thousands of asylum seekers.
Even here in Iceland, almost nobody has been talking about the fact that some of the far right populist parties have legitimately been talking about wanting to establish detainment camps to keep asylum seekers in.
Additional readings:
Greece suspends asylum applications for migrants from North Africa by Laura Gozzi (BBC).
Greece passes draconian legislation with prison terms for rejected asylum seekers by Helena Smith (The Guardian).
Greek coastguard threw migrants overboard to their deaths, witnesses say by Lucile Smith and Ben Steele (BBC).
Bill on Detention Centres for Asylum Seekers Published by Jelena Ćirić (Iceland Review).
Italy sends 40 rejected asylum seekers to Albania by Karl Sexton (DW).
Record number of migrants, refugees reached Canary Islands by sea in 2024 (Al Jazeera).
Portuguese government announces major migrant expulsion plan by ANSA (InfoMigrants).
This post is a few months old now, and the bit about Iceland is now outdated, because AlĂľingi (the Icelandic parliament) passed the bill approving the detention center for asylum seekers. It will be legal to handcuff and detain children there.
Never let anyone from Europe feed you the lie that racism and fascism are unique to North America in the 21st century.