My mentality is hanging by a thread

They look like the piece of rice left at the bottom of my Chinese food that I spare after I’ve eventually eaten all of its friends.

The tweet itself is hilarious but the thing that caught me off guard was that profile picture. I’m terrified for my families lives right now.

As someone who has been plus sized all my life….I do this.

from the bottom of my fucking heart. how are we supposed to live under these conditions.

Real

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

Just doing what I’m told

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…

The bbc have said “Sources suggest that this was an orchestrated escape rather than an opportunistic one” OF COURSE IT WAS PLANNED GUYS THE MAN HAD A SILLY LITTLE COSTUME AND AN AUSTIN POWERS STYLE GETAWAY

Excuse me……what?

My jaw dropped 😭😭

Me after seeing Allison and Luther kiss season 1….