Pls No

[ID: A cool-toned watercolor painting of a tired looking white bear lying in the grass. Text around it reads: "Sorry I can't seize the day. Maybe tomorrow..." End ID.]

in the future they will invent a "horse printer" that can print horses

no they won't

they will

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

I am so happy

Me, a space cowboy: what in starnation??

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

i slave away over a hot blog frying up the tastiest shit posts this side of the millennium and this is the thanks i get

i thought this was a post from shitpostgenerator omg

i work hard to produce fresh, healthy, homecooked shit posts and you compare me to that capitalist shit post giant whos shit posts are all full of preservatives and hormones