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Lyrics (by @homestuck-parodies)

Look at me I will never pass for a seer of mind Or a legislatorer Can it be I’m not meant to play this part?

Now I see That if I were truly to be myself I would break this game apart

Who is this girl I smell? Feeling like she’s in hell Why am I someone that I don’t know?

Lyrics by me:

[Terezi:] The mighty rules of timelines have decreed it The news Jack Noir, on a rage, will not be defeated He’s hunting down the meteor, No mercy, he’ll kill us all; Two more hours to live - how will I stop it? Half my friends already died injustly; I must investigate who the killer could be But I don't have a lot of time- Shit Gotta stop this pantomime Spend these last few minutes getting busy! Yeah!

Need to work quick, I'm a dead troll walking! Crime makes me sick, Could be a dead troll walking! Before Jack stabs my gut, I have to solve the murders, but Got no time for doubt We’re all dead trolls walking! [Karkat:] (spoken) Terezi? Are you there? Please say that you’re OK

[Terezi:] (spoken) Yeah I’m fine.

(sung) Sorry, but I really can’t talk right now See, I have to figure out this riddle somehow. I think have a leading clue I’m quite scared but I have to do What is right and go fight for all our fates! Oh god. Go run and hide, Don't be a dead troll walking! It’s do or die, Or be a dead troll walking! Just go and deal with yours, I've got to disown and end the scourge. Time to choose who will be a dead troll walking!

And I know, I know, I know it's not at all ideal. You say you can be strong, So let’s test it out. Yes, this game's unfair, But we can’t despair It can be beautiful. We’ll make this beautiful! [Karkat:] (spoken) Just make sure you're sa-

[Karkat gets disconnected]

[Terezi:] (spoken) Hello, Vriska

[Vriska:] Oh, Redglare! Glad you finally made it!!

[Terezi:] This isn’t time for games, this is serious business!! I have to stop you, Serket.

[Vriska:] What are you going to do, stab me?

[Terezi:] If that’s what it takes.

(sung) Please! Just stay right here! You’ll be a dead troll walking [Vriska:] Don’t you want me to fight? [Terezi:] I’ll flip my coin, Decide the dead troll walking! [Vriska:] But I’m the thief of light! [Terezi:] No, we make our own luck, Vriska, hope your time ain't up! [Vriska:] No way, no way.

[Terezi:] If it’s heads you stay, If it’s scratch you fly away! [Vriska:] No way, no way.

[Terezi:] Time’s up, pay your dues,

[Terezi + Vriska:] There’s no way that I can lose

[Terezi:] But no more talking! (Vriska: Woah!) You’re a dead troll walking.

[Vriska:] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! No way! [Terezi + (Vriska):] You’re the (Not a) dead troll

[Terezi:] walking

[Vriska:] Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait! [Terezi:] You’re a dead troll [Terezi + Vriska:] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Lyrics by me:

My name is Terezi; the rules of my courtblock, Are you’re assumed guilty until you’re proven not. I never show mercy to a treacherous villain So if you ever cross me, it’s you I’ll be killin’!

My name is Terezi; I live by the law, I’ll sniff out the evidence for the court I’ve made a lot of enemies in high-up places But if they know best, they won’t show their faces!

Criminal, You don’t have to go and break the law. ‘Cause you’ll face Terezi, Then you’ll be swingin’ away, oh. If you’re criminal, It’s too late, you’ve broken the law. When they talk about Terezi, You know what they say None of the other legislacerators are harsher, Terezi’s got a heart of diamond, but harder.

My name is Terezi; and soon you’ll be dead. Swinging from the gallows, yeah I’ll have your head. I’ll never say goodbye, ‘cause this is strictly buisness But that doesn’t mean that I can’t ever enjoy this!

Criminal, You don’t have to go and break the law. ‘Cause you’ll face Terezi, Then you’ll be swingin’ away, oh. If you’re criminal, It’s too late, you’ve broken the law. When they talk about Terezi, You know what they say None of the other legislacerators are harsher, Terezi’s got a heart of diamond, but harder.

Lyrics by Justice:

TEREZI: Listen Vriska, war is over, Justice isn’t blind tonight. We’re not special, we’re not different, We don’t choose who lives or dies. Time to end this, clear and simple, Leave wrigglerhood feuds behind. We’ll be normal, we’ll be /sisters/, Think we can get it right this time?

Can’t we be children, please? That’s all I want to do. If you could let me in, I could be there for you.

People hurt us.

VRISKA: Or we hurt them.

TEREZI: And I’ve been there, we all know. But we’re done now,

VRISKA: Now we’re even,

TEREZI: That’s as far as this mess goes. Maybe there are

VRISKA: Second chances

TEREZI: If you play your choices right. Been to hell and back again but This time you’re here at my side.

VRISKA: (Your side)

BOTH: Can’t we be children, please? Is that so hard to do? Not about trying to win. Just let me be good with you.

Let’s just be children, please. If we’ve still got the right.

TEREZI: So what’s it gonna be? I wanna be with you.

VRISKA: I wanna be with you.

TEREZI: (Wanna know that you’re-)

BOTH: At my side.

TEREZI: (awkwardly) Yeah, we’re damaged.

VRISKA: Badly damaged.

BOTH: But you’re all I’ve got to lose.

TEREZI: Take my hand now

VRISKA: Hold it tighter

TEREZI: This time you’re the one I choose.

VRISKA: Aren’t we sisters, T?

TEREZI: This is what I choose.

VRISKA: If we’ve still got the right?

TEREZI: ‘Cause you’re the one I choose.

VRISKA: You’re the one I choose.