#broadwaytier

Lyrics (by @parodyspace):

[CONDESCE] Oh, this is funny. Let me guess- You came expecting your li’l washed up heiress I'm not some little pawn in Serket’s grand design. Nope. I'm the bad guy.

All those ancient histories you read- Note how every fool who disagrees winds up dead. I’m not intent on changing, I’m not stepping aside. What am I kids?

[CHORUS] She’s the bad guy.

[CONDESCE] Oh, it's magic to watch a planet shrivel up and die... Oh, it's thrillin' to be a villain I destroy their hopes and then I watch them cry.. ‘Cuz I’m the bad guy.

[Instrumental, no dialogue]

Your story needed closure? C’mere then, it’s game over! And let me tell you why... Sea, I don't stop to ponder I come, I sea, I conquer I flick my wrist, snap your neck, then I watch you die…

Sea I’m here on business, not on fun I‘m not here for dress-up games or troped-up fiction I’ll watch your burning body melt and bid ya bye-bye! Why? C’mon, guess!

[ARANEA] (currently being… very slightly strangled) ‘Cause…. you’re the bad guy?

Lyrics (by @mack9dizzy):

Midnight not a sound from the Ocean Has Marquise lost her memory? She is standing alone

In the starlight The moon glows, a haunting bright green- And the wind begins to moan

Memory all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was brave and kind then

I remember The time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again

Every Passing ship Seems to beat a fatalistic warning- Hopeful mutters in the Lowblood gutters- And soon it will be morning

Daylight I must wait for the sunrise I must think of a new life And I mustn't give in

When the dawn comes Her name will be a memory too And a new day will begin

Burnt out ends of crying, of fear- The stale cold smell of morning The hopeful dies, another night is over Another day is dawning

Touch me, is it so hard to love me? All alone with my memory Of my days bright in love

Lyrics (by @inkys): MEENAH: steeled against trouble, perusin dream bubbles theres people i know here its derse and its prospit and everyones lost it you dont even go here maybe its right they like me, maybe its right they try ever so slight but psyche tends to reveal the lie im not surprised were stagnant everyones stagnant

natterin on like ridiculous pawns but i got to persuade you a lord on the run and he came from the sun and hell try to invade too

gather the team, i find its not comin readily bring it full steam, in time right now youre incredibly so dead i see you, stagnant everyones stagnant today

its

KANKRI: Trigger warn!

LATULA: FUCK1N R4D!

MEENAH: please get me out of here

PORRIM: Feminists!

ARANEA: Listen up!

MEENAH: only for cash

CRONUS: poetry!

MITUNA: M33N4H4HZ B000000BZ!

MEENAH: look at this fuckin group

MEULIN: MOG!

KURLOZ: (Kurloz laughs)

MEENAH: good thing we scratched

LATULA: not tod4y!!!

KANKRI: N6t at all

MEENAH: when will this party grow

PORRIM: Tell a go+d

ARANEA: Tell a friend!

MEENAH: maybe in time

CRONUS: keep it cool

MITUNA: GR11LND 17 UUP

MEENAH: holy carp this isnt right time to stop bein polite get off your asses and fight fight!

KANKRI: Trigger warning: war, trigger warning: musicals

MEENAH: FIGHT!

midst of this madness, there comes an odd gladness that you been where i bean cause we are their leaders the outta whack bleeders the strongest that i seen

Vriska

Oh Terezi, look at these pathetic opponents. Fights sure were more interesting when Mindfang ruled-

Terezi

Oh, Vriska, not more ancient history!

Vriska

Oh, my god how times have changed, If you can’t see then you’re completely deranged!

But, life was exciting when Mindfang ruled over the seas.

Oh stop Terezi, you know you obsess over your ancestor too!

Terezi

Well yea, cuz Redglare’s justice is the right thing to pursue!

Vriska

You can laugh, but life's a test!

Don't do this, don't do that!

Remember, Mindfang knew best!

And all trolls hid in fear back

When Mindfang ruled over the seas

Terezi

Her dice are perfect ammunition.

Vriska

Let me show you how the Marquise

Took out the competition.

Terezi, take Aradia, Tav, lets rumba!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Her dozens of slaves

Or Orphaner Dualscar,

They longed for her death

But she knew she’d go far.

Well Redglare got close,

Thought she’d win with her dragon’s sharp glance..

hahaha..not a chance

So, Tavros, let’s see what you got for me this week!

Tavros

Um, do you think I could maybe fight Terezi tonight?..

Vriska

Ready, begin

In her fights you’d never find a sniveling grub or wasted time!

Terezi

How’d you know the pain that she inflicts?

Vriska

Oh, you should have seen her bag of tricks!

Oh she hit the seas

Hair in the breeze

While bringing the sailors

Straight down to their knees!

But her sharp, controlling mind

Is why Mindfang ruled over the seas!

(instrumental break)

Vriska

Proceed.

Terezi

Are you keeping up okay?

Tavros

Yea, I'm just holding on.

Vriska

Well, I could go all night, so I

Scourge sisters (tz sound more concerned, vris sound cruel af)

Hope you’re not wrong!

Vriska

Mindfang would have slaughtered you by now

No mercy for the Marquise Mindfang!

Terezi

These guys will never hold their own if they join us to hunt!

Vriska

Ha sis, they’ll never hold their own

Till Pupa learns to be upfront!

He’d be thrown to the sharks

If Mindfang still ruled over the seas

Do you stab like you speak?

Terezi

Vriska, there's no need to be cruel

Vriska

Would you run from a challenge like a fool?

Tavros

Well, yea, I would, that’s just self preservation, it’s the best way to stay alive.

Vriska

Not in Mindfang’s book, it isn't!

And may I be frank

I know Flarping can be tough

But we still manage to do it

Your strength is not enough

And your last answer just blew it!

And so my friend

So meek and brown

You'll never rise up

So I’m pushing you down!

With your lameness and stutter

Can’t help your dumbness too

You’ve just come face to face with

The ruler of the seas

Ergh you can go now

Tavros

Lyrics (by @homestuck-parodies​):

Oh, oh, oh Woke up today Feeling the way I always do

Oh, oh, oh Connecting to all my friends online Think it’s a sign!

I can’t even frown, As meteors pour down It's like a message from High above Oh, oh, oh Pulling me out Of my world with the Friends that I love 

Good morning, Medium Skaia’s shining like a bright sun Every minute’s a fantasy Every sound's like a symphony Good morning, Medium Now I’m in here I wanna have fun! Sgrub’s gonna have to take on Nepeta Leijon! Oh, oh, oh Look at my claws What imp can compete with me at all?

Oh, oh, oh, I've got my moirail by my side, We’re ready to fight! The imps on my land All fall to the ground My consorts shout "Rogue, you’re our hero!" So, oh, oh Don't hold me back 'Cause this game’s got me ready to blow! Good morning, Medium Where we revolve ‘round the green sun There's just so much for me to prove And there’s so much for us to do Good morning, Medium Now I’m in here I wanna have fun! Sgrub’s gonna have to take on Nepeta Leijon! It’s all so much fun And with my friends along I know there's a place where i belong I see all those universe frogs high above So let’s win our session Before I drop dead! So, Oh, Oh I’ll take my chance 'Cause when I start there’s no way I’m gonna stop 

Oh, oh, oh  I’ve never felt more alive before!  Can you hear my roar?

Original by @joolu and @saccharinesinger:

[FEFERI:] I hardly think I'm fit to be Ruler of our planet, sea I just don't like the rules that we've set up!

[ERIDAN:] (spoken) Feferi, what are you talkin about? (sung) They’re all filth 'neath you an me Bein empress’ll be a breeze Which rather suits the royal bloods who swim

[FEFERI:] (spoken) The ones who swim, the ones who swim, it's me and him! Oh my COD! (sung) It's tough to be up top

[ERIDAN:] Watch the lowbloods dyin off! (ha!)

[FEFERI:] Be feared and stuff when reelly you're not bad!

[ERIDAN:] (spoken) Of course we are (sung) Be an object of devotion

[FEFERI:] Be the empress of all

[ERIDAN:] Its great to live in the ocean Where you know you’re better off

[FEFERI:] But why must I be sovereign?

[ERIDAN:] Cuz your bloods beauty worth marvelin

[BOTH:] If they say we're at the top that’s where we'll stay!

[FEFERI:] But what if we don't comply with these dumb traditions?

[ERIDAN:] I can see the planet fall to anarchy

[FEFERI:] (spoken) Yes...W--wait wait, W)(AT?

[ERIDAN:] So be our boss it will be great!

[FEFERI:] Eridan!

[ERIDAN:] (sung) Alternia on a plate Lowbloods feelins won’t be your concern

[FEFERI:] (spoken) Not my concern? Not my concern, the low blood's feelings? ERIDAN! (sung) It's tough to be on top!

[ERIDAN:] But once you see you’re better off, Count your blessins, keep bein sweet, that’s my advice

[FEFERI:] (spoken) I don’t think that’s very good advice. (sung) Be a symbol of the vicious...

[ERIDAN:] Be an empress, be a queen!

[FEFERI:] Condemn to death, allow the atrocious As the lowbloods start to seethe

[ERIDAN:] Don’t be silly, you’ll be lauded You’ll be praised - always applauded

[FEFERI:] (spoken) I'm not so sure…

[ERIDAN:] Just take your place as empress, Feferi You will see!

[FEFERI:] (spoken) Hmm, whale, I guess i’ll think about it.