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Vriska

Oh Terezi, look at these pathetic opponents. Fights sure were more interesting when Mindfang ruled-

Terezi

Oh, Vriska, not more ancient history!

Vriska

Oh, my god how times have changed, If you can’t see then you’re completely deranged!

But, life was exciting when Mindfang ruled over the seas.

Oh stop Terezi, you know you obsess over your ancestor too!

Terezi

Well yea, cuz Redglare’s justice is the right thing to pursue!

Vriska

You can laugh, but life's a test!

Don't do this, don't do that!

Remember, Mindfang knew best!

And all trolls hid in fear back

When Mindfang ruled over the seas

Terezi

Her dice are perfect ammunition.

Vriska

Let me show you how the Marquise

Took out the competition.

Terezi, take Aradia, Tav, lets rumba!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Her dozens of slaves

Or Orphaner Dualscar,

They longed for her death

But she knew she’d go far.

Well Redglare got close,

Thought she’d win with her dragon’s sharp glance..

hahaha..not a chance

So, Tavros, let’s see what you got for me this week!

Tavros

Um, do you think I could maybe fight Terezi tonight?..

Vriska

Ready, begin

In her fights you’d never find a sniveling grub or wasted time!

Terezi

How’d you know the pain that she inflicts?

Vriska

Oh, you should have seen her bag of tricks!

Oh she hit the seas

Hair in the breeze

While bringing the sailors

Straight down to their knees!

But her sharp, controlling mind

Is why Mindfang ruled over the seas!

(instrumental break)

Vriska

Proceed.

Terezi

Are you keeping up okay?

Tavros

Yea, I'm just holding on.

Vriska

Well, I could go all night, so I

Scourge sisters (tz sound more concerned, vris sound cruel af)

Hope you’re not wrong!

Vriska

Mindfang would have slaughtered you by now

No mercy for the Marquise Mindfang!

Terezi

These guys will never hold their own if they join us to hunt!

Vriska

Ha sis, they’ll never hold their own

Till Pupa learns to be upfront!

He’d be thrown to the sharks

If Mindfang still ruled over the seas

Do you stab like you speak?

Terezi

Vriska, there's no need to be cruel

Vriska

Would you run from a challenge like a fool?

Tavros

Well, yea, I would, that’s just self preservation, it’s the best way to stay alive.

Vriska

Not in Mindfang’s book, it isn't!

And may I be frank

I know Flarping can be tough

But we still manage to do it

Your strength is not enough

And your last answer just blew it!

And so my friend

So meek and brown

You'll never rise up

So I’m pushing you down!

With your lameness and stutter

Can’t help your dumbness too

You’ve just come face to face with

The ruler of the seas

Ergh you can go now

Tavros

Lyrics 8y me

You say The price of my friendship’s not one that you’re willing to pay You cry from my schemes and your poor self esteem when you see me go by Why so sad? Remember I just want to help you, no don’t walk away! Now you’re making me mad Remember, despite all my cruelty, I’m your friend