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ARIES: literal jackass, in the best way. could beat you in a fight. tells the best jokes. won’t hesitate to help out their friends or family. genuine people.

TAURUS: the true procrastinator. so sweet and loving, on their own terms. a bit unmotivated. understanding. ambitious. work hard, play hard.

GEMINI: funny motherfuckers. aloof. their moods change quickly. can hold a conversation as easy as breathing. usually very friendly and spontaneous.

CANCER: actual crybaby. puts a lot of time and energy into their loved ones. can be a bit of a smart Alec. tough to get to open up. a people reader.

LEO: will contradict you even if they agree with you. actually adores ~good~ attention. warm-hearted. loves to show off their skills. genuinely caring of others.

VIRGO: the wisest rising sign. understands others easily. so sweet. incredibly talkative and witty when you’d least expect it. will call you up just to chat. plant people.

LIBRA: charmers. sometimes a bit judgmental. will kick your ass in a debate, if they can decide what side to argue. has a relaxing presence. la vie en rose.

SCORPIO: you literally cannot trick them. smart motherfuckers. has a lot of guilt and self-denial that they don’t understand. will be there for you for whatever you’re going through. needs connection.

SAGITTARIUS: so humorous and talkative. literally will go anywhere with you at any hour of the day. the opposite of a people-pleaser. strong opinions. intellectual air about them.

CAPRICORN: the most ambitious. has a whole 10-year plan. cares very much about the future. can see right through and won’t take bullshit. will make you laugh with their sly humor.

AQUARIUS: adventurous. always up for a late night talk. cool exterior. people want them to be more responsive. so open-minded and nonjudgmental.