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Had to re-post. I have posted some of these before, but some are new, and they’re too good not to pass along. :)
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Daddy: *goes to get stuffed animal from shelf*
Me: no daddy, you cant get that one.
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Me: because hes in jail.
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Me: because he murdered a man.
Daddy: okay, princess, i love you, but what the fuck
a cute video to help Littles calm down and smile ❤
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Penis Envy
So, once again, I wake up and check my messages…..I go to email, go to Smule, go to Facebook, and then to Tumblr, as I lay all cozy in my bed, with my pillows all snugged up around me, still stretching and wiping the sleep from my eyes. By the time, I get to Tumblr, I am more awake, but still feeling lazy, but I brighten up when I see that I have a message…I have wonderful Tumblr friends, and just recently, have made a few more, but we all are very busy, and can only pop in to chat here and there. Thus, the excitement.
I get slightly disappointed when I pop over and see that the message is from someone I don’t know, but I am a positive person, so I am hopeful for a new friend, because I love people, and making new friends on Tumblr. I open up the message from @john5291968 and it is a picture/post, but Tumblr has blurred it, because he is not someone I follow…it says tap to see clearly, and of course, I tap, because seriously, who wouldn’t? And yes, there it is, my friends, the proverbial, unsolicited dick pic…..and it is clearly, happy to see me….protruding out of it’s owner’s jeans, and held proudly by it’s owner’s hand….no message, no face, no pre-dick pic foreplay, just an erect penis…
I look up to the Tumblr name, and I have a vague recollection of this cocknozzle messaging me his willingness to provide me with the use of his cock, when I was joking around on post displaying a soft drink dispenser having a note on it stating “out of cock,” instead of out of coke. I was joking saying that I needed a t-shirt with this on it, but I didn’t think my Hubs would approve….Ha!Ha!.
Those of you that know me, and follow my blog, know that I am married to a Veteran, and have been for almost 23 years. I joke all the time about our somewhat lackluster, menopausal sex life. I also post Holy Hawt Dude Pics, but never cock portraits, often, and drool on my phone, because I am married, undersexed, and 51 years old, not dead. I am comfortable with my sensuality, love to flirt, and never pass up an opportunity to deliver a sexual innuendo; however, that is not an invitation to be an asshole. Unfortunately, @john5291968 thought my sexual sarcasm was an open-door to offer me the use of his penis with his 1st penis offering message. I chose to just delete the message with no response, because my post was provocative, but I also thought he would get the message, when I didn’t reply or follow. Clearly, I was wrong to assume someone who thinks with his little head, rather than his big one, would have manners.
I did pop over to his blog, which is most assuredly, a porn blog, which is fine…whatever floats your boat…but chose not to follow, as such, and chose to just ignore…but the dick pic will get @john5291968 blocked, and I want to warn all my beautiful TumblBabes, about this cocknozzle.
However, I also want to offer a message to @john5291968-Most women have no desire to see just a man’s dick…we do not have penis envy, as Sigmund Freud postulated in the early 1900’s. Don’t get me wrong….I love my husband’s cock, and I really wanted to see it, before I actually did, but that was because it was attached to a gentleman, who honored, treasured, and desired me, as a whole woman, not just a vagina. If I just want an orgasm, I can get a dildo that has far more stamina and is far more impressive in size than any human cock I have seen or heard of….I do agree with Freud that we are definitely sexually driven creatures, but I also believe that for most women our sexuality is so interwoven into our feelings, and our desire to be loved, wanted, fulfilled(not filled), and needed that we cannot separate our sexual desire from our need for intimate connection. I am finding more and more, as I get older, my enjoyment of sex is far more about intimacy and connection, than orgasms. It has become more about giving than receiving….if you focus on the intimate connection, rather than sexual prowess and/or how many orgasms you give or receive, the goal becomes more transcendent, more fulfilling…it becomes about painting the soul with Love….for me, ultimately, it will always be about the connection..two souls meeting as one, loving with quiet, but wild abandon…
Clearly, my explanation is far beyond @john5291968, but for the rest of you men out there…take heed…treat women the way you would want a man to approach your sister or your daughter…..you have no chance of competing with the good guys out there, if you choose to do otherwise…cock is easy to get…intimacy is not, and that’s what women want!
Dolly
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THIS!! 1000 percent THIS! @theheartofthematter65, you just described how I feel every time I get one of these. I happen to be married to one of the greatest men I’ve ever known. Now he knows I appreciate the male (and female) form, he sees everything on my tumblr. But what he won’t ever see is a dick pic from some asshat that feels the need to send it to me. This behavior is childish, rude, and totally unacceptable. Thank you for sharing this, and for making *cocknozzle* my new favorite word 😂 BRAVO!!
@beautiful-disaster-777 I have to give credit to @mercpoet1 for the expressively descriptive endearment~“cocknozzle.” He is an extraordinary writer and has inspired me to be so much more delightfully descriptive in my posts…check his blog out…👍🏼
Thanks so much for the plug, @theheartofthematter65. You did one hell of a job calling out this turn kernal. Shitheads like that need to be bitch slapped with a hugh, rubber dildo across the chops. By the way, anyone wanna see my pecker??? JUST KIDDING, ROFL!!!!
@mercpoet1 Hmmmm…I luv it when YOU talk dirty….but then I know there is a really awesome man attached to your…ummmm😊….assets….😉😍😜
Thank you @theheartofthematter65 for the “cocknozzle” warning ~ appreciate your insight and keeping your tribe safe ~ behind you my dear! We will kick ass & take names, or block them at least! Thank you dearest Dolly 🙏😉😘
As a middle aged married guy I can definitely nod my head to all that you’ve written. Well done. :) Let me add that part of the culture here on NSFW (even those who have NSFWish blogs) is driven by an obvious cohort of middle aged women who very obviously encourage the sort of behavior that John partook in the above essay. Not only do they happily accept the lewd and perverted submissions, they take the unfortunate step of publishing the pic to her blog and oohing and ahhing over what an incredibly amazing penis said creepy pervert has, and quite often tagging other middle aged women to objectify the apparently amazing penis, much more amazing than simply googling “amazing penis pics” I would have to assume? And these women also reblog posts from perverts who post pictures of their penises on their own blog, which I freely admit is a far better set of circumstances that shoving his penis into a random mailbox, or 1000. But many penis-men tag a laundry list of these women, thereby hopefully bringing maximum attention to their naked private parts picture. God forbid they don’t get tons of notes on their penis. The more notes a penis gets, the bigger it is, after all? I’m only guessing here. Anyway, the whole point of my comment to to be sure that everyone who sees this is aware that John and other Johns are being egged on, and led to believe that his penis is in higher demand than it actually is, due to the behavior of a substantial number of TumbleBabes.
@tracknumber-6 I understand what you are saying, but I do not agree. This is a matter of character, and respect.
Yes, there are women out there who enjoy and “egg” on pictures of nude men, but this is a mutually consented activity, and frankly, most of these fellows, although, clearly, needing their ego fed, are harmless, like a male-stripper at a bachelorette party. However, the key word is consent-it was asked for…it was solicited.
The insinuation that I or any woman asked to be disrespected is distasteful and frankly, unacceptable. Especially, when you are a party to playing the game of “egging” on middle-aged women’s “oohing and aging” in regards to the pics of your body that you post regularly…which even I have appreciated, but my oohing and aahing, swooning and sighing, is not invitation for some asshat, who I have never even spoken to…to send me a lewd picture…and I will “out” each and every misogynistic, narcissistic, barbaric pervert, who is stupid enough not to heed my warnings.
Well I have to say as a part of said “ cohort of middle age women” who accept said “lewd and perverted” submissions and tag others in my “cohort” I am quite offended by the implication that 1) I encourage the behaviour that @theheartofthematter65 originally blogged about (very well written) …..i DO NOT accept that behaviour either and her last reply is right, its about character and respect. I obviously accept and post “man penis” but don’t accept ignorant and disrespectful PMs etc 2) Wow the judgement towards men that post or submit their male anatomy? This labels them as “perverts” and “perverted” fairly HARSH judgement! I happily accept male and female submissions and post and “oohhh and ahhhh” about both equally……so what if someone posts because they are insecure or an exhibitionist? It works both ways on gender but I dont see females getting the same type of “shame game” ……agreed the majority of females do not want man penis in their PM or inbox and are quite clear on their blog about it …..so RESPECT the bloggers choices - absolutely!! But don’t blame bloggers that do accept said “lewd behaviour” as being responsible for ass hat behaviours like “John”! My opinion only but felt compelled to speak for the cohort of middle ages women 😡
@luvtoplaydirty Thank you for weighing in for the middle-aged TumblBabes…it’s all about R-E-S-P-E-C-T….the Queen of Soul had it right💃🏼👊🏼
This is a wonderful post & a very interesting thread. I won’t get into a deep sociological analysis of why I suspect much of this is the way it is (anyone who frequents our blog knows, well…Aretha is the Queen of Soul, & a longtime favorite, but…I call myself the “Queen of the Run-on Sentence”!).
Story very short, the culture we live in is a big part of the coarsening of civilized discourse, most particularly the internet & most very particularly the absolute inundation of internet-sourced pornography, which is at saturation levels, most very much particularly amongst the younger-ish male portion of tumblr (I make that anywhere from 13 to 30, but that’s just a hazy guess). Porn is not reality, which is probably not news to any woman over the age of, say, 32. It seems as though the fellas have fallen for the illusion because they simply don’t know any better (or they desperately want pornographic illusions to reflect real-world reality, even…perhaps especially…when it doesn’t).
And here I said I wasn’t going to run on! Long story slightly longer, we had to change our intro page to reflect the fact that we were getting unsolicited dick pics to the tune of about 3 or 4 a week. I’m sure it was meant as flattery (aka “Look how hard you make me, baby”), but that doesn’t excuse the lack of civility in my book. So on the advice of another lady whom I trust, I started simply deleting them; initially I foolishly posted them in an attempt to be nice & all it did was…you guessed it…encouraged more such behavior when it wasn’t asked for. That’s in bold because I think it’s important. Unsolicited is the key word for us. So we changed our page in the very first few sentences to let all & sundry know that unsolicited dick pics are a no-no & will draw an immediate & forever block. That’s no bullshit either: I’ve done it in a few cases already for jackwagons who thought I was fucking around.
But…the new policy seems to have had its effect because we get almost none anymore. Which I think goes to show if you are firm, & clear, & state yourself boldly so that there can be no mistake, you give guys a stark choice of trying to get to know you & carrying on some meaningful discourse or being an idiot & a stupid asshole & getting cut off for good.
Again, thanks for the post, it was wonderful.
Marilyn
Cant add anything other than to say BRAVO!!! I agree 100%. I’ve been blocking them for a while now.
I agree as well. Thanks for saying what needs to be said.
Best gif ever!
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Just found your blog. ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
Thank you very much. :)
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He was a little quick on the send button

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Hey great blog! Love the milking and lactating :) Keep it up dude :)
Merci!
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Confess, guys--don’t you just want to shoot your hot cum all over her big preggers belly and watch while she rubs it into her skin?
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I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
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Think about those questions.
Amen! I love this!
Considering my last post I felt like this was appropriate lol
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Geeks will totally get this. :)