we really gotta live like this?

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

their daughter

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

BLUE ORANGE GREEN GREEN YELLOW

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

This is Margaret when she opens that email

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

Can't wait for the submersible DLC

it really is so funny how taylor swift fans will go “she’s releasing a new album because she wore this specific dress” and you’ll go “surely that can’t be” but then she does and then you think maybe taylor swift fans are onto something and then they’ll show you the most insane powerpoint of your life

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

I’m cackling!