It's Britney Bitch

I think about this video often

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

The way they all fell down.

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

an american TREASURE.

they’re having a conversation

They’re so overdramatic. I love it.

I love martial arts

This is the best one on one I’ve ever seen

Flawless technique

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

This is stunning.

Ill always be a sap and reblog this

Beautiful.

yep always reblog this

Still my favorite.

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

an icon

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

me as a doctor

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

I like that “good morning, princess” / “morning baby” kinda relationship. The no games, great communication, lots of sex, lots of kissing, lots of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. The kind that makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love.