secrets.

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

I AM FORCIBLY ESCORTED FROM THE TRI-STATE AREA

For any high school students out there wondering what college professors are like

remember the first time you heard primadonna by marina and the diamonds back in 2012 and you were so shook that you heard your bones rattling around inside your skin

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together

Me when someone enters my room uninvited

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

#no we don’t

holy shit

WHAT

Also tag where u live

24 celsius for those wondering