For fuck's sake, mate.

Who said there was no sex and bondage stuff? I’m joking, of course.

Wow, way to get my hopes up, Nat!

That wasn’t super convincing, but you don’t have to defend your choices to me. You’ll have to let me know how that goes though.

It wasn't? Shit, I really should have signed up for those acting classes. Oh I see, I will be the one who looks like a loner, watching it on my own, and you get to find out by word of mouth?

I say go watch it. It can’t be that bad.

It could be awful! But slap in a bunch of attractive and naked people, the ratings will go up regardless.

That might be the best idea. And then you can go see something else again. Or go visit one of your dearest friends.

The fact that you’re even contemplating it means that deep down, part of you wants to see it, so I say go for it. 

Purely out of curiosity, for the story. 100% for the story behind it.

The general consensus is no, but sometimes the only way to satisfy a curiosity is by acting on it.

That's all it is, the curiosity, I'm not so fussed about the sex and nudity. Maybe I need to find someone who's read the books to just tell me how it ends.

Good or bad?

Good, the feeling of independence is nice. Granted so is the feeling having a significant other but c'est la vie.

A little boy with his mother asked me to marry him today. I think I’ve really found something here.

That sounds adorable! Much more romantic than my day has been.