#bviewstarter

i have been here three seconds and i already love this place. the cutest dog came rushing to me to say hi. sure, so when he did he jumped up at me, made me drop the lamp i was holding, it fell to the floor and shattered. the dog owner was horrified but it was okay, the lamp was ugly as f so it really did save me trouble. sorry mama, it just wasn’t meant to be in my apartment. are dogs welcoming everyone moving to bayview? because i can see why this place is so popular then. oh and i guess i should introduce myself. i’m megan, and if anyone would love to show the new girl around and buy her dinner... i’m not saying no. // @townofbayview​

wow, you wanna make a great second first impression on your favourite town and the first thing you do? get distracted by a bird, trying to take a picture, walk straight into a tree. see, this is why i should not be allowed outside on my own, i should stay in with my piles of moving boxes. i can't find anything, but at least i'm not out there walking into trees. and with that... hello, my darlings. the idiot is back. zayn, i mean, for those of you who don't know me and that i don't know. and those of you that do know me but want to pretend they don't after this impression... well, i can't blame you. now, can i get a home delivery from sweet tooth? @townofbayview​

i was under the impression that i was moving into an empty house with no mates, but after taking a look in all the rooms it seems i was mistaken - considering there is a spider as big as my fist in one of the rooms. okay, maybe not as big as my fist, but the first impression? it was big. now, this leaves me with a few options. do i just close off that room and not use it? do i try to befriend the little bugger? i try to not scream my lungs off and make a fool out of myself in the neigbourhood since i reckon that’s not what i want to as a first impression of me... stay tuned friends, stay tuned. and by the way, i’m the new lad in town, name’s freddy and i might have a new pet spider, and if he (she? they?) starts taking over my house i might be trying to sleep on your sofa from now on. // @townofbayview​ 

my favourite show dropped with a new season so of course, i’ve been in bingewatching almost the whole thing. now, there’s absolutely nothing that offends me more than when netflix gives you that ‘are you still watching...’ pop-up. like yes, netflix, i am still watching. do you think i have a life? i do not. i am still watching, leave me alone. i swear, netflix guilt-trips me as much as it still feels like i’m doing something wrong when i stay inside when the weather is nice, like i’m 30+ and still hear my parents’ judging tone asking why i’m inside when i could be out enjoying the sunshine. please tell me i’m not the only one in this.