I'm Not Inclined to Resign to Maturity

You know they do a good Lois Lane if you can imagine having a full story with her as a protagonist and it would fuck hard

and if I said the Thunderbolts are more of a family than the Avengers were

rip 2012-2014 tumblr, you would have LOVED thunderbolts*

wondering about the audition process to cast emile the goat. did they get the goat with the biggest wettest eyes. did they get the goat who could bleat the sweetest and saddest. the goat who could stand the cutest. the goat who could look into the gun the most innocently. did the goats called back have to do a chemistry test with gwendoline christie. many such questions. anyway that little goat has such a promising career ahead. what a performance.

you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

Deadpool: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Logan speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

I love how in the manga/anime the zoro sanji rivalry mostly doesn’t have a reason behind it and they just started arguing one day based on bad vibes alone, but in the live action it’s because they’re both fighting over who gets to be luffy’s specialist boy. I know what you two are.