yes hello i am flashlight

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

But I am here!! Light remains even in the darkest of times!!!

Ooooh! look at that!! so bright!!!

BMO stares death in the face

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

bmo is so brave- i get sccared when i have to replace my batteries. it's like staring into a black abyss.

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

you shall not break ME

doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing shoes

…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…

don’t defeet the purpose of the post

did you just

No shoes!!!

And the supernatural fandom strikes again

why would i need shoes ? ? 

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

mine is always at the lowest possible setting and it’s still true

yet i am brighter than your screen

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

my bulb is bright however