Dearest Darlingest Momsie and Popsical

*stays alive just in case things get better*

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

outstanding

ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

Finally, an explanation.

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

“oh i love your name” “thanks i picked it out myself” is an A+ trans joke 

me, making fun of cis people: “nice name, did your mom pick it out for you?”

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

U GOOD?

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I LOVE