I'll run to your side when your heart is bleeding.

Justin: That's okay, and I'm feeling hungry too. Okay, how about tacos? Or pizza? Anything you want, I'm easy.

Justin: I can, and now I will. Any flavor in particular you're looking for?

Just in case you didn’t know, you’re not funny.

Huh? That was a legitimate idea. Why couldn’t you go?

Don’t worry, Gizmo is a nice little thing, isn’t he?

Did you ask him out or nah?! Because I didn’t imagine that whole conversation. You are very childish Hudson.

Except for a few stipulations, yes. But he’s also a gremlin.

Don’t be jealous, you have a nickname too, Gizmo.

Yeah that’s really sad… seriously, do something nice. Speaking of love, didn’t we talk about something? Plastic jars isn’t good for the environment, besides my mom can’t reuse them  for her homemade jam. She is. *heart eyes*

I wasn’t jealous, you dork. Gizmo! That’s... cute. I think. Unless it’s bad.

If you wanna do a group stuff, maybe offer something I can actually do.

What about we could all go sailing?

Ruby: I MISS YOU TOO.

Ruby: How are you?

Bridget: I'm doing fine, thank you! Just really overwhelmed with work. I'm pretty sure this is the craziest summer yet.

Bridget: HI!

Am I supposed to read your mind??

Well she’s cute like a muffin and she’s hot so yeah.

Please tell me you have something planned other than work. Summer’s here and life is short! Enjoy yourself. My arm’s better but I’m still banned from making my own sandwiches because I broke a jar of peanut butter the other day.

Okay, well I can’t argue with you, but still!

Husband: Then it's a good thing we have a long time to get used to it. I can cool it though if you want me to. Does that mean I'm growing on you? Exactly. ;)

Husband: I don't consider that predictable or boring. Comfortable. You're welcome, and mmm, sounds like a perfect pairing.

Wifey: No, you don't have to cool it. It's just still surreal. Hah, this is true. That is, if we can put up with each other for that long. Ehhh, maybe a littleeee. ;)

As a matter of fact, yes I did. I couldn’t eat both at lunch, need to keep slim and trim for my hot young wife after all. Really? But I’m always in a good mood, you should know this. ;) If you can, consider me eternally grateful for that. Isn’t it? It should be if it isn’t.

Wait, really? I wasn’t expecting you too, but that’s sweet of you. Thank you. Hah! If anything, you’re the hot one in this marriage. Well, okay, you are... but you’ve been extra giddy lately. ;) I tried to research but came up with nothing. But you are in Vegas, so maybe luck will keep on your side!

I might have to teach a class or something. :) And okay, well agree to disagree on that. But you’re right, I think a lot of it is because it’s Vegas, and everyone just assumes we’re here to do their bidding. The Chads do suck, I won’t lie. Definitely good things though. And really? That’s a good thing then, it keeps you on your toes?

Actually, you totally should. people like to take mixology course all the time. Add a charmer like yourself and everyone would want to attend. :) That’s exactly the case. But at least it keeps us entertained? Of course I’m sure Sky would prefer you were surrounded by Chads than flirty girls. ;) Exactly! Anything new in your world?

Too bad for you but I’m good, thanks. Sex Muffin is picking me up so I have everything I need.

How are you though?

Okay, you and Ruby Grace are adorable, but Sex Muffin? Really??