somebody get god a mojito

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

Would you dismiss the wise words of a sage simply because their face was scarred or otherwise disfigured? I think not, and yet you engage in just this type of prejudice when you ignore my opinions on Vaccines simple because my profile picture is a Busty Minion.

there was absolutely no way to predict where this post was going

The shining is barely even a horror movie men just be like that

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO CALLS WOMEN CUNTS

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

there are so many white women in the notes giving a half-baked rebuttal as if that rhetoric isn’t exactly what this hijabi is responding to. smh.

people in the comments really think ole girl was talking directly to them it’s really funny

If this makes you angry , then you might want to think about it

The comics industry readily admits that it knows ppl are buying fewer comics bc they don’t enjoy the content but they do….. nothing to change that or ask fans what they actually want to see (tony stark eating a roast beef sandwich) yet they demand we start buying their books again like my dude.. that’s not how this works

Just…just stop with the biennial massive crossovers and the constant relaunches, and leave the same creative teams on the same books for a few years at a time and then maybe there will be point to reading them? Like?