Feb 13, 2019
there should have been more court episodes of star trek. but instead of court-martials and war tribunals, it’s small claims court.
“Judge Joodiyy, Curzon Dax owed me $100 when he kicked the bucket!! That worm still needs to pay up even though he’s got a hot, new ride!”
“Judge Joodiyy, this Ferengi sold me an “authentic baby changeling” but when i opened the jar, it was just Silly Putty.“
“My name is Julian Bashir and I’m suing everyone on this station for emotional damages for having to patch up all of their Fuck Injuries.”
