there should have been more court episodes of star trek. but instead of court-martials and war tribunals, itβs small claims court.
βJudge Joodiyy, Curzon Dax owed me $100 when he kicked the bucket!! That worm still needs to pay up even though heβs got a hot, new ride!β
βJudge Joodiyy, this Ferengi sold me an βauthentic baby changelingβ but when i opened the jar, it was just Silly Putty.β
βMy name is Julian Bashir and Iβm suing everyone on this station for emotional damages for having to patch up all of their Fuck Injuries.β



















