Chaotic Neutral;

really hope we are still using the Haunted Doll trope decades from now, and that instead of continuing to use creepy ceramic dolls from the 1940s, they update it to creepy cabbage patch kids from the 1980s

“this spooky antique doll is haunted” becomes an infinitely funnier trope once “antique” means “designed and manufactured in the eighties”

THEY'RE ALL SO HOT

overstimulation/sensory overload really is like sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my shirt tag being itchy and these two strands of hair touching my face and the tv and one of my shoelaces being undone and air touching me and the plane flying overhead and my own thoughts about remembering to buy hummus

i can’t talk i have socks on

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

@christchex

I was told to chicken dance specifically

the list of chicken based medical treatments grows longer soup dance