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I will write an entire essay of an apology to not only those who stumbled across my content but to my hands that deleted all of it, I am truly sorry for the cringiness this account held and I will never forget it.

#imsorry #becausewtfwasgoingthroughmyhead

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So to the person who keeps tagging me in the "taiga" posts and the "don't support warringwarrioridiot"

Please stop tagging me in these posts.

I have no way to reach out to you, or interact with you to tell you to stop, nor do I even have the ability to tag you.

I have not talked to warringwarrioridiot in a long time, while yes we have had pleasant conversations, I wouldn't consider (her?) a friend.

I apologize for reacting so late, I'm hardly even on Tumblr anymore - I'm usually busy. But I don't appreciate being tagged in numerous posts about drama I have nothing to do with.

@distinguishedfoxllama, this is not me looping myself in drama, this is just me politely asking you to stop involving me in it

breezyzephy

What's with Patroclus really liking fish people

breezyzephy

This is basically Patroclus when he comes across a fish man.

#patrochilles #song of achilles #tsoa #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #poseidon

What's with Patroclus really liking fish people

#patrochilles #song of achilles #tsoa #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus

My period after arriving early and at the worst possible moment and time

#its honestly so awful #period talk

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And on the first day of Christmas I want sent to me

A fucking humidifier under the tree

#its so dry in my house #im tired of waking up DRY #my lips CHAPPED #my throat SQUEEZING FOR MOISTUE

breezyzephy

I'm gonna write about it here because I have honestly no shame on this account

Does anyone else cry when they pee? Because I do and it's not because I'm in pain or anything because I'm not, I've been crying since I was a little kid every time I take a piss and it's like- uncontrollable too

g0dwat3r

excuse me good sir

what

breezyzephy

YOU DIDNT HAVE TO REBLOG IT??

You know it's bad whenever I open my Flo app and it tells me "your body, your data"

#flo app #period tracking #period talk #politics

h3avylove-deactivated20150526

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

I'm gonna write about it here because I have honestly no shame on this account

Does anyone else cry when they pee? Because I do and it's not because I'm in pain or anything because I'm not, I've been crying since I was a little kid every time I take a piss and it's like- uncontrollable too

#its just maybe one or two tears but it happens every time #It doesnt hurt or burn or anything when I pee #but I just cry #I've cried while I pee since I was like #actually for as long as I can remember #is that normal?

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altafpatel

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer

claireslash

Reblog to literally save a life

maximasmac

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

bokettochild

This is important, even if it doesn’t work with your blog theme REBLOG IT!!!!

Women need to know this, not all of us have ever been told what we need to look out for!

incubus-absolution

yeah reblogging especially for my transmasc fellows who (like me) might be real uncomfortable with their chests and not know what to watch out for because we try to avoid this kind of thing (just me? okay)

elfwreck

I read all the health pamphlets as a child.

“Look for lumps,” they said, “watch out for unusual lumps and discharge.”

They did NOT say, “By the way, some areolas have little bumps on them. And some get pimple-ish things around the edges. Or on the nipples. These are not the lumps we are talking about, and that is not the discharge we are talking about.”

I spent years worrying about whether I had breast cancer. (I got exams, every year or two, and those were always fine and I stopped worrying. Mostly. But then a new tiny bump would show up on the edges and I would wonder IS THIS IT? …but not ask to see a doctor because 14-year-old girls worry about everything, all the time, and six months ago the doctor poked at my breasts and didn’t say anything alarming, so this is… probably fine? Like last time?)

socialjusticeissue

I had a slightly more present and caring doctor tell me what I need to be looking for specifically are lumps that feel like peas or grains of rice.

That distinction cleared so much up for me, like, breast tissue is all lumps and bumps normally (which is what mamories feel like to me). What the hell do they mean by lumps????

Now I know.

hom3land3r

Completely random question

But since Ryan exists, do you think there's a possibility you have more kids out there in the world that you don't know about?

I sure as hell fucking hope not.

breezyzephy

Homelander's live reaction to my question be like

iraffiruse

myed89

I do what I want

kasueli

You do not control me!

sherlockedbadwolf24601-deactiva

Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you

top-secret-replier

*GASP* CRIMINALS

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

fuukonomiko

REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

bloomingbutterflies

hey. @flaireingsparks. puts a hand on yr shoulder before turning to face you threateningly

(but i actually have appreciation cookies because you are. Very cool and not someone id lightly call my friend because w.What thefuck.you mean I’m friends with FLAIRE???? MUTUALS??? lies. liars everywhere)

breezyzephy

This post is so wholesome and threatening...

Shakes you lovingly

aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul-deactivated201401

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug-deactivated20170

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

willowofthehearth

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

eattherich73

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

smooththegoofyshark

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

safifonhasstrel

archangeltwins

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

gotterhag

panomoly

i-

….thank you tumblr??

stankpasta

hm.

krystal-prisms

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

soulvomit

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

wordsaremylife

Well I never

digital-magus

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

jaydove-writes

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

citruslullabies

Hey guys! So this is an actual thing.

I know I’m a fanfiction account but listen up!!! If you are going to have sex, do not blow air into their holes.

Pregnant or not! It can cause serious damage!! Even life-threatening.

And I know it’s saying specifically the vagina, but this goes for anal too! Do not blow air in a hole. It is not a balloon.

Have safe sex everybody. This means more than condoms.

breezyzephy

This is important y'all

#important #super important #have safe sex #safe sex #safe sex means more than condoms #or any form of birth control #a vagina and an asshole are not balloons #do not blow air inside of them #because if you do that to your partner im storming over and blowing air in YOUR holes.#bitch #but no seriously please be safe

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gemini-castor-and-pollux

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

themonsterwithingetssilly

I have depression.

@bloomingbutterflies @multiversal-madn3ss @beanieduzartz

bloomingbutterflies

oh

uhhuhmmhuhm I have a fear of failure I think,, whenever I say something that's probably a fact I have to sound unsure of myself because if it's wrong psshh no way i was confident it was the truth!!! I was just pullin your leg

@flaireingsparks @yonderstuff @beanieduzartz

breezyzephy

Im allergic to coconut

@g0dwat3r

pyromiz

He didn't bite hard enough the first time 😞

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