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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like âthis picture looks like a renaissance painting lolâ when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every âclassicalâ looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
In case youâre curious hereâs what I mean.
Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):
Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):
Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):
Do you see the difference?
op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times
How can OP be a vampire if they misspell pretentious?
Oh all of sudden vampires canât make typos? What all of sudden vampires canât be illiterate? Get off my dick
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love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.
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Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybodyâs food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
this is the most deadpan miette Iâve ever heard omg
thatâs because mietteâs had enough
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Black and white portrait photography of Cassandra Peterson (Elvira), taken prior to the theatrical release of âElvira: Mistress of the Darkâ (1988).

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Cottagecore this, goblincore that, no one seems to realize that the ideal is hobbitcore. I wanna be hairy and fat and well fed and happy about that, with a tidy and cozy home and garden, absolutely raucous parties, and a little bit of theft and vandalism, as a treat.
Emergency cleaning: Unfuck your whole house in the shortest time possible
So, your landlord/parents/home inspector/favorite movie star is dropping by, and your place is a disaster. You donât have much time to clean it up. Youâre in emergency mode. Letâs get started.
Donât panic. Panic leads to fear, fear leads to procrastination, procrastination leads to the dark side. You can do this, but you have to stay calm.
Unlike maintenance cleaning, weâre not looking to completely unfuck one space at a time. Instead, we want to decrease the overall mess in stages, spread evenly across the whole area that weâre concerned about. If you think your home is at Level 10 filth, we want to bring the whole thing down to a Level 9, and then down from there. One really clean spot in an otherwise messy home is not going to be helpful here.
Get prepared. Youâll want to shut the computer down (or turn the modem off if you need your computer to play music). Trust me. Get your music going. Gather up trash bags, your vacuum and mop, some rags or paper towel, sponges, and other cleaning supplies. Use what you have on hand. Donât get distracted running to the store and spending an hour browsing cleaning supplies. A multi-purpose cleaning concentrate or a jug of vinegar will be just fine.
Breaks are very important. Depending on your time constraints, work in 20/10s (20 minutes working, 10-minute break) or 45/15s. But take breaks because otherwise youâre marathoning, and marathon cleaning is no oneâs friend. Keep hydrated, donât forget to eat, and check in with yourself frequently to make sure youâre physically doing OK.
Make your bed. This will be your home base if you get overwhelmed or need somewhere clear to take a break.
Start with the garbage. Going from room to room, throw out anything that is obvious trash. Once you fill a bag, take it out. Repeat as many times as necessary.
Move on to dishes. Gather the dishes from all over your house and bring them to the kitchen. If you can, start them soaking in a sink of hot, soapy water or start loading the dishwasher. After the dishes are all in one place, spend one 20/10 getting started getting them under control.
Now itâs time for your flat surfaces. Countertops, tables, dresser tops, etc. Clear them off and wipe them down. Donât get distracted in too much sorting and organizing. Weâre in crisis mode here. There will be time to get in-depth once this is all done. The same applies to cabinets and closets. Unless you have reason to believe people will be opening closed doors, leave these alone for now.
Attack the floordrobe and shoe pile. Get your clothes either put away or in the hamper. Start a load of laundry if you need to, but keep in mind that laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and put it away, goddammit!
Get random stuff up off the floors. If something is trash-worthy, throw it away now rather than just move it around a bunch of times. Otherwise, put stuff where it belongs.
Take another 20/10 or 45/15 to catch up on more dishes, if needed.
Head into the bathroom. Pour some cleaner in the toilet bowl, fill the sink with hot water and cleaner, and either spray the tub and shower with cleaner, or fill the tub up with some hot water and add cleaner and let it soak. Put everything away thatâs out and shouldnât be, clean the mirror, counters, and toilet seat. Sweep or dry mop the floor. Wipe down the sink and tub/shower, and give the toilet bowl a scrub. Mop the floor.
Sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Vacuum everything you can, and sweep everything you canât.
Walk outside of your house (donât lock yourself out, please). Walk back in and see what catches your eye first. Go and deal with that.
If youâre being inspected or your landlord is coming in for repairs, spend time on whatever area theyâll be focusing on.
Give the whole place one more once-over and pay attention to anything youâve missed so far.
Itâs an old trick, but if your place is a little funky-smelling, put a pan of water on the stove on low heat and add some citrus or cinnamon or vanilla. Donât leave it unattended or forget about it.
Take a shower, put on something clean, and eat something.
You can do this. Itâs overwhelming, yes, but it is not impossible. You just need to do it. You have a list. You have directions. You have a whole bunch of Internet strangers who have been there before and who are cheering you on. You can do this, but you need to get started.
Why are you still here? GO. START. NOW.
the number of times in my past that I desperately wanted/needed someone to sit me down and tell me this stuff. I will never get back the hours and hours lost to headless-chicken mode, but itâs nice to know that in the last year Iâve learned so many coping mechanisms :D
this is also good if youâre NOT in crisis mode but you need to Do Something with your mess & canât focus enough for an in-depth clean of one spot. wander through all rooms with a trash bag and get rid of obvious trash, and youâve done a lot for your space without having to concentrate too much. if in a few days you have the energy for doing the next step, hooray! if not, at least all the trash is gone.
Can confirm, I use this exact post as a guide when I donât enough focus for cleaning. It spares my brain, and following these steps makes enough visible difference that it feels like Iâve accomplished something.
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A concept: Bingley buying Darcy a golden retriever because once upon a time Darcy had called him that. So now whenever Darcy has to return to Pemberly after tedious work, a golden retriever greets him with enthusiasm just as Bingley would.
Golden retrievers didnât exist during the Regency, but I see your point.
Oh but that makes it even better, because that means at some point Darcy despairingly referred to Bingley as âa cross between a water spaniel and a Highland retriever, with as much boundless energy and trusting affection as lack of good senseâ and Bingley, far from being offended at being referred to as being a good natured fool, goes out of his way to find such a dog, presenting it to his oldest friend with a wide, open smileâ a wriggling bundle of gold fur, enthusiastic tail wagging and an over abundance of licking.
Darcy merely sighs, resigned to his fate, and spends some considerable time teaching it not to jump up quite so much. By the end of the evening itâs sitting obediently by his heels, panting loudly, tongue lolling in a lopsided smile as it gazes up longingly at his seemingly indifferent master who is otherwise engrossed in reading. But if more biscuits go missing from the tea tray than usual, all others present are wise enough not to make note of it. Aloud.
If youâre trying to sell me on the idea that Charles Bingley invented the golden retriever in his later years, I am completely on-board.
Now that my head has run off with the thought, I canât help but feel it probably happened quite by happy accident. He and Jane are up north visiting friends for a season. Heâs not much for hunting these days, but he does so enjoy the freedom of riding out. One day heâs waiting for his horse to be brought around, and happens to overhear his friend lamenting to the groundskeeper, how unfortunate it was that his retriever got into the spaniel house, but at least the pups are pleasing enough, and who knows, they might make a fine hunting dog after all.
Itâs not until later that night when heâs lying in bed that the words clang together inside his head and he sits bolt upright, a bright grin splitting his handsome features. Jane doesnât even move, theyâve been married for years and sheâs used to his excitability and knows the difference between alarm and Charles having a thought. But she knows that grin and she knows it means mischief. Usually to the cost of poor Darcy.
She writes a letter to her sister before breakfast, advising her that sheâs not quite sure of Charlesâ intentions, but sheâs fairly certain itâs benign, andâas she glances out the window to the front courtyard below, watching as Charles throws a leather hand ball for the benefit of several, delightfully shaggy golden haired puppiesâquite probably adorable. Hugs and kisses, give our best to the children. And try to remind Darcy that he and Charles are friends, and an abundance of shedding ought not come between good friends.
#Lizzy merely cackles and doesnât say anything #waiting for it to unfold #the look on Darcyâs face is priceless of course #when Charles presents him with the wriggling puppy #managing to convey complete and utter exasperation without uttering a single word #all emotion communicated clearly through the merest raise of an eyebrow #and a deep heartfelt sigh #but those closest to him see the twitch of a smile #barely suppressed under his severe demeanor #he has a reputation to maintain after all #when the puppy ends up sleeping at the end of their bed #Lizzy says nothing #letting Darcy fill the silence with firmly committed espousals to the logic of his reasoning #eventually dwindling down to awkward declarations of worry and concern #for the poor little thing #I mean look at it Lizzy #look #how can you say no to that face #my god itâs only survival trait is adorability #and itâs happy erratic tail #look see #he knows weâre talking about him #heâs a clever boy #yes he is #yes he is heâs such a good boy #stop laughing #Iâm quite serious #this is serious Elizabeth (tags by thebibliosphere)