Broken Hearts Club

every time I remove one problematic 5’9” brunette with blue eyes and a beard from my life, god sends me another on hinge to swipe right on to prove I haven’t learned my lesson

in retrospect…maybe totaling my car four days after meeting my ex was a sign

sure of course walking around and seeing couples holding hands makes me sad, but only because it was something you never did with me

going home drunk for the first time post breakup and having to go home home and not to your boyfriend’s is the most depressing thing I’ve experienced in a while

gave myself the ick by breaking no contact and texting him

i’d never been one to have an addictive personality, and never truly understood those who do. quitting things had always been easy, until it came to you