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FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

yeah so at the moment I'm running Zamboni Linux. yeah it's arch based. all my packages come from the cloud. actually every time my rig boots up it automatically hacks an unsecured windows 10 pc and changes the wallpaper to a scumbag steve meme with bill gateses face. oh he doesn't work there anymore? dude I don't keep up with that stuff. did I mention I run arch? I'm actually dailying a mouseless montorless setup right now where my computer translates the text on screen into morse code beeps. once you get used to it it's actually way more efficient cuz I don't even need my eyes open to code.

the “i had a good time” factor still the unbeatable metric in deciding if media is good