Troyston vasey

every time i resonate with something someones written in an autobiography and then they go well of course that is because i have (diagnosable disorder) i smash a vase against the wall because once again ive been tricked into categorisation

my biggest vice is whenever any new york city bakery whips up some new and interesting concoction i will always always try it thinking it will be good. and it never is.

Oh my word they’re literally everything

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

i think assassins might actually be the proprietors tomodachi life island