you awful, awful, awful, awful waffle

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

hey welcome to my evil lair, good job beating my minions. yeah hold on before i fight you let me just stand directly underneath this massive iron chandelier held up by four ropes connected to big stakes at each corner of the room. like an idiot

Somehow cutting the ropes does not change its balance or make it swing away from the middle of the room; all four are redundantly holding it up from the dead center. I just like how the ropes look.

well, you know what they say—to hang a large and dangerous chandelier, you need 4 ropes attached to sconces with 50 hp apiece at each corner of the room

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny