The Truth Is Out There.

It’s like being in an alternate reality seeing the real picture in this post lmao

will anything ever be as iconic and savage as when sally jackson, percy jackson’s mother, used the decapitated head of the medusa to turn her abusive husband to stone, and then sold him as a statue to an art gallery to critical acclaim and used the resulting funds to pay to attend college and start her dream life as a writer

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

are u a pat hug, rub hug, squeeze hug, or no hug kind of person?

i will hesitate bitch

pony tails or braids? silk or lace? pj shorts or long pj bottoms? hair up or down? rose gold or gold? necklaces or bracelets? stockings or socks? coffee or tea? outside or inside? ladybugs or bees? strawberries or raspberries? red lip or nude lip? pumps or ballet flats? sugar or honey?

when will hollywood let keira knightley be gay in a period piece

“pineapples” except pronounced like “minneapolis”

pride & prejudice i love how [clenches fist] proud and prejudiced they are