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In between new content, I plan to go back and make changes to some of my older homebrew: starting with College of Mirrors!

I was already very happy with this subclass, but I felt like the 3rd level feature needed some tinkering to make it easier to understand. In addition, the invisibility was toned down a bit.

To get the high-quality PDF, follow the link above. Any feedback or comments are very much appreciated!

A group of druids that move through the shadowfell without a word, without a trace. Keeping nature thriving throughout the thankless mists. Their dedication a light within the dark, a song within the silence.

Well guess who went and made their 9th class! This guy! It's an amalgamation of all sorts of horrific inspiration for this holiday season! Been listening to a lot of the NoSleep Podcast while making it to get in the headspace and more inspiration! Hope you enjoy!

Hello all! Here is an absolute Unit of a class! I really liked the Behemoth as did many of you, so I went ahead and made it! I really enjoyed the process of making it. I’ve been on a binge of updating and working on various projects lately, and this would be the product of that. I hope you enjoy!

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Bruce: "Of course, chum."

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12 year old Dick: "Hey Clark, do you think when you get married, I can be your best man?"

Clark: "I don't see why not."

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Jason, in a lightly mocking tone Awww, look at the sleepy baby

Dick humms and shifts, trying to get more comfortable with the extra weight

Jason grins, sees the opportunity to annoy Dick, and leans on Tim to put more pressure on Dick, stretching widely, I’m so tiiiired

Dick too tried to realize Jason is being a brat, starts patting Jason’s hair Me too man, me too

Jason who is also exhausted from patrol feels his eyelids start to droop, begins to doze on Tim unwittingly

Tim is completely unaware

Tim later wakes up trapped not only between Dick and Jason but all their other siblings have joined the pile in some way

Tim glances sideways and sees Bruce sitting in a chair

Bruce, not looking up, Alfred has already sent the photos to Barbara

Jason: He would open it?

Dick: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box on his desk. There’s no card, just the words “open now”, which I wrote with my wrong hand so he wouldn’t recognize my handwriting.

Bruce: *walks past Dick and Jason towards his office*

Dick: Bruce.

Bruce: Dick. Jason.

Jason: Bruce.

Bruce: *enters his office*

Jason: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a Gotham billionaire and secret vigilante’s desk on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person.

Dick: Mhm.

Bruce: Bomb! There’s a bomb! Everyone out! Let’s go, let’s go! This is not a drill! Let’s go!

~ Batman: Universe

Bruce: "What ever you are about to say, don't say it."

Clark: "Why?"

Bruce, in a whisper: "Because Dick has taken it upon himself to impress me with backflips should I appear upset."

Clark: "And this is a problem because?"

Bruce, still whispering: "Because whilst in all other ways he is a gifted acrobat, every time he does a backflip, without fail, he falls on his face and fighting back the urge to laugh everytime is starting to wear on me."

Clark: "Aww, Bruce. Sounds like he messes up on purpose to try and make you laugh, 'cause I've seen him do backflips lots of times."

Bruce: "Oh..."

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Bruce, later as he tucks Dick into bed: "If you really want to make me laugh, you should do that thing where you jump onto Clark..."

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Dick, the next morning leaping from the chandelier: "SKY ATTACK."