Bread and Being an Asshole

there is a easter egg of it in zelda think

Nah, this is a real life Easter egg reference to Zelda.

Oh god It's so much better.

Glad to see they brought back Mechagodzilla. A fun kaiju movie is all I wanted from this. Fuck the story, fuck the actors, I just want some monsters beating the shit outta each other.

RUTHLESS

I love her

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

We did a experiment like this when I was in the FIFTH GRADE. And this same shit happened, a lil white boy got fed up and left the classroom. Like could you prove the point any easier?

Favorite video on the internet

I love this video so hard because anyone who was determined to let the point fly over their head would act just as frustratingly ignorant as the girl did and here we are lol

I have an uncontrollable desire to slug this piece of shit.

Why do some of y'all just like emotionally tormenting and abusing people and then turning around and laughing about it???

What a bitch. I’m not sure about the context before this but a professor or teacher making a student feel that raising their hand is wrong seems kinda fucked. There are questions. There is clarification. To refuse to let a student, who is polite enough to raise their hand, ask a question, the professor is failing at their job, they are closing the gates to education and learning, and they are opening the gates to indoctrination and one line of thinking.

Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

I would've literally been stillborn, the only reason I'm alive today is modern medicine

Considering insulin wasn’t invented in a medication form until the early 1900s, I’d have died just before my 21st

Gallbladder would have done me in just before age 22.

I'd have been eaten by a giraffe at age 2. As it was I was only partially chewed on

Since volley ball hadn't been invented I'd probably have been better off

Knowing my luck age 45 or so definitely broken body from a many battles but deaths comes slowly from consumption for drink would be my only escape.

I could've died as a baby, but we dont know for sure. I was just really small. Five pounds and change soaking wet. But, I got bigger. Afterwards maybe in my 20s due to pneumonia.

My mom had a c section cause i got stuck and stopped breathing so i'll be dead. Thanks modern medicine

I probably would have died before I was 16, but when I was 16 I had appendicitis so RIP

I might have possibly died in childbirth by now, delivering my third child, but I’m actually quite robust so I would definitely have survived adolescence.

My brother would be dead from asthma at a v young age, my other brother would have been taken by head trauma, and my other brother taken by spinal meningitis. I don’t recall having any childhood fuck yes so idk, dehydration

I would’ve lived a day or so, at most. Not sure how long a baby can survive with intestines hanging out but I’m not sure it’s very long.

Thought this was a tumblr blog and bio

…what is this? I think I love it

THIS... is Dorohedoro!

Honestly, with some of the tweets I’ve seen from corporation twitters this year, I wouldn’t be surprised if this were real.

Why does alt christian music slap?

because all the cool kids love Jesus

depends on the artist methinks. and their propensity for just writing romance songs but replace “baby” with “jesus”

No, definitely check out Half•Alive, specifically their songs Still Feel (honestly has no Christian vibes and just rocks) but Creature comes out of nowhere with heavily religious feels while slaughtering your eardrums with good sounds.

Why are you saying no to me :(

Sorry! Not a disrespectful no. I have a bad habit of starting sentences with “No” even if I’m not disagreeing! My bad!

Why does alt christian music slap?

because all the cool kids love Jesus

depends on the artist methinks. and their propensity for just writing romance songs but replace “baby” with “jesus”

No, definitely check out Half•Alive, specifically their songs Still Feel (honestly has no Christian vibes and just rocks) but Creature comes out of nowhere with heavily religious feels while slaughtering your eardrums with good sounds.

egg: boiled, steak: on someone elses plate, milk: almond or oat, alcohol: vodka or beer im not fancy, warm drink: tea (any kind)

The usa is the most cringe ass country on planet earth. More cringe even than france

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Bitch Chik-Fil-A is bland af that shit’s for people who think mayonnaise is spicy. Papa John’s is sloppy and greasy af. As for Pub Sub, I have no clue what that is.

Nah, them spicy chicken sandwiches from Chicfila are gooder than a motherfucker

Or maybe don’t arm anyone so no one can shoot.

Well, some people will be armed regardless of the wants and morals of society, because if they want a gun, they’ll get a gun. So by not arming those who are likely to be targeted by the ones who flaunt morals and laws, they are left vulnerable and prone to injury and death by the hands of criminals. By arming them, they at least are given the chance of survival by their own hand.

That one guy in Oblivion real pissed right now lmao

Doesn’t work if you have a dog fursona

I hate that I get all these references 😭

Wait what is the first one referencing

Isn’t ketamine a horse tranquilizer? Idk for sure, I’m not a druggie

They’re meant for each other.