HEADCANONS THAT I ONLY ACTUALLY STARTED WRITING DOWN AT LIKE 1AM
im not even gonna TOUCH the neurodivergence headcanons cuz there's way too many characters with way too much brain silliness to ever manage in a single post. im not gonna do most of the ship hcs either because. im sghgonna passout ohcgod
- 17 views 19 as his muse, often inviting her to his gallery to paint her since her various crazy shapes make her lots of fun to paint. 19 plays it down whenever asked, but she absolutely adores his attention.
- I honestly have no clue if I ship 15 x 16 yet but whenever I think about it it really piques my interest. I feel like they've at least admired each other from afar
- 12 may seem like a calm and organized number, but in actuality, she is an absolute nervous wreck like half the time and is scarily good at hiding it. Meditation and repetitive switching and turning is her coping mechanism, a way to escape from her thoughts. (I'm kinda projecting with this one ngl)
- Even though he's one of the best out there in terms of skateboarding, 14 is inexplicably horrible at any other sport he's ever tried. He always ends up hurt. It doesn't matter if he uses his lucky double or not, he will end up lying on the benches with an icepack held up to his eye. It is inevitable.
- (This one only works with my humanized version of 11 so. yea.) 11 has really long hair, which she usually ties into a bubble braid or a high ponytail. She's really proud of her hair and, when she's not training for a football tournament or something, has fun trying out different hairstyles.
- 18 has a hard time noticing basic needs until he's far beyond his optimum, which is why he always carries a water bottle with him. Always. If he ever sets it down, he's going to lose it or forget about it and then he's never going to drink water ever again and He'll Fucking Die™ (also projecting with this one lmao)
- Also. I ship Extreme Speeds (18 x 14). Don't ask me why or how they would even be compatible considering they literally interacted twice but it came to me in a vision when I was like ten and it has not let me go to this day.
- V owns at the very least fifteen pairs of heelies. That's it. that's the headcanon.
- Whenever he's angry/full of energy, which is a thing that basically never happens btw, W's water starts spinning, eventually creating a whirlpool. Also, when it's hot out, the water starts evaporating and his glass case fogs up.
- U is transfem (pre-transition). I'm scared I might get killed for this but I just can't get that image out of my head. She's so girlfailure. She's the type to laugh at forcefem jokes and consequently wonder why that feels so good.
- B, D and P are siblings. B and D are twins, while P is the youngest of the two. They all look basically the same when not written in caps (b,d,p), they're all plosives (B and P being bilabial, D being alveolar) and on top of that, they all have a star motif. I imagine Q would be a member of their extended family like a great-aunt or something since she follows the first pattern (b, d, p, q)
- Speaking of Q, I feel like she and U have a one sided mother-granddaughter relationship. She volunteered to work in a nursing home ONE TIME and suddenly this old lady will not. leave her alone. someone save her shdsgb-
- N and W are siblings, N being the eldest. They have the same eyes, and both are one uniforme color. The only person allowed to mess with W is N. Absolutely no exceptions. Fuck you.
- S is a huge overapologizer, saying sorry for every little thing. Feeling like she's taking up space makes her uncomfortable, and she often fears people are angry at her for. i don't fcuikng know existing???
- R can't see well in her right eye because she's worn her eye patch for so long she's used to seeing with only one eye. This doesn't make lack of depth perception any less of an inconvenience. (projecting again :])
- D is colorblind. He has deuteranopia, red green colorblindness. B did both his and her own makeup so they'd be matching. He has no fucking clue the star on his eye is green.
- E has a tendency to overwork himself. He fills up his schedule and offers to do so many favors for his friends, he doesn't stop to think about himself. Doing stuff is the only way he can stop feeling like a burden and whenever he does rest, which he usually doesn't do unless he is seconds away from collapsing (hyperbole but. yeah), he feels incredibly guilty about it. (...projecting......*cries into a pillow*)