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@zeus-offical
// I'm back online, bitches. /lh
// Just a reminder to everyone, canon zeus is really Not A Good Person, so I will be up to some bullshittery on this blog. like fucking everyone's mom and spouse. Also, when I use the double slash (//) it means ooc (stolen from @askoverkill lol)
// ALSO: I've been trying out some Lore Shenanigans to separate myself from Zeus by portraying us as two characters, who can interact on occasion.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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*step step step step step*
👁️👁️
daddy?
🌿ivy god
look its a creature.
I’m a kid not a creature!
son, we're all critters.
*step step step step step*
👁️👁️
daddy?
🌿ivy god
look its a creature.
raspberry lime would be such a good combo but noooo we get strawberry banana
Zeus, it’s pride month, you know what that means
what. do you want me to like
shoot aroace thunder???
what??))?
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@zeus-offical pls aim your lightning at the president and not us Kansans, please and thank you
/silly
yall are never happy
Why the FUCK did I find another demigod with YOU as a father?!
~ @hera-official
why do you care? we've been divorced for months
THE CHILD IS FIVE YEARS OLD.
yeah, so? why are you angry.
YOU DID THAT WHILE WE WERE STILL MARRIED. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOU SAID YOU HADN'T TOUCHED ANOTHER WOMAN IN DECADES WHEN WE DIVORCED.
who said it was a woman
YOU KNOCKED UP A FUCKING MAN??
you say it like you're surprised
Why the FUCK did I find another demigod with YOU as a father?!
~ @hera-official
why do you care? we've been divorced for months
THE CHILD IS FIVE YEARS OLD.
yeah, so? why are you angry.
YOU DID THAT WHILE WE WERE STILL MARRIED. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. YOU SAID YOU HADN'T TOUCHED ANOTHER WOMAN IN DECADES WHEN WE DIVORCED.
who said it was a woman
Hello there.
— @poseidon-offical and @hera-official
what could you two possibly want
... Nothing...
sure, buddy.
Why the FUCK did I find another demigod with YOU as a father?!
~ @hera-official
why do you care? we've been divorced for months
THE CHILD IS FIVE YEARS OLD.
yeah, so? why are you angry.
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Hello there.
— @poseidon-offical and @hera-official
what could you two possibly want
Everyone say Olympus!
@king-of-the-underworld-13 @poseidon-offical @hera-official @zeus-offical @crime-lord-offical
olympus!
//aweseome art!!!
Why the FUCK did I find another demigod with YOU as a father?!
~ @hera-official
why do you care? we've been divorced for months
Question: can a 4d object kill gods?
I may of made a 4d mace.
…Why would that…
No?
Do you want a 4d hypercube mace?
…
Why…
I got a 4d hypercube and then glued it to a stick.
Not much more to it than that.
Why would THAT do anything?
Its a 4th dimensional object, those interact with time and space wierd.
Yes, as do gods.
Would... a bomb that turns its surroundings into a hole in realty kill a god?
…A what?
Im making a bomb thst can tear a hole in realty.
Can that kill a god?
I don’t know, I didn’t know such a thing existed until now.
It didn't.
That was until I made one!
So! Can it kill a god?
…It would need to be… tested.
Sans gives a wicked smile
Anyone you want to test it on?
Not particularly, save @welcome-to-the-new-world themself.
Not even @zeus-offical?
no, a tesseract will not kill a god. ive got a few myself. how would it kill us anyway??
Then plan b!
The bomb that tears a hole in realty!
Yes the b stands for bomb.
we make reality. we can just. unmake the bomb. like so
*zaps the bomb out of existence*
minecraft story mode aaah name btw
We’re not trying to kill you brother.
not like you can anyways
Question: can a 4d object kill gods?
I may of made a 4d mace.
…Why would that…
No?
Do you want a 4d hypercube mace?
…
Why…
I got a 4d hypercube and then glued it to a stick.
Not much more to it than that.
Why would THAT do anything?
Its a 4th dimensional object, those interact with time and space wierd.
Yes, as do gods.
Would... a bomb that turns its surroundings into a hole in realty kill a god?
…A what?
Im making a bomb thst can tear a hole in realty.
Can that kill a god?
I don’t know, I didn’t know such a thing existed until now.
It didn't.
That was until I made one!
So! Can it kill a god?
…It would need to be… tested.
Sans gives a wicked smile
Anyone you want to test it on?
Not particularly, save @welcome-to-the-new-world themself.
Not even @zeus-offical?
no, a tesseract will not kill a god. ive got a few myself. how would it kill us anyway??
Then plan b!
The bomb that tears a hole in realty!
Yes the b stands for bomb.
we make reality. we can just. unmake the bomb. like so
*zaps the bomb out of existence*
minecraft story mode aaah name btw
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Question: can a 4d object kill gods?
I may of made a 4d mace.
…Why would that…
No?
Do you want a 4d hypercube mace?
…
Why…
I got a 4d hypercube and then glued it to a stick.
Not much more to it than that.
Why would THAT do anything?
Its a 4th dimensional object, those interact with time and space wierd.
Yes, as do gods.
Would... a bomb that turns its surroundings into a hole in realty kill a god?
…A what?
Im making a bomb thst can tear a hole in realty.
Can that kill a god?
I don’t know, I didn’t know such a thing existed until now.
It didn't.
That was until I made one!
So! Can it kill a god?
…It would need to be… tested.
Sans gives a wicked smile
Anyone you want to test it on?
Not particularly, save @welcome-to-the-new-world themself.
Not even @zeus-offical?
no, a tesseract will not kill a god. ive got a few myself. how would it kill us anyway??
Greetings, Son. it has been a while
how have you been? ive been really busy being dead. y'know, AFTER I WAS CHOPPED UP INTO PIECES WITH MY OWN SCYTHE.
@deceased-titan-offical
Good, stay dead, bitch.
Well you can quite clearly see I'm alive. anyway, I believe the insufferable mortals Prometheus created would say "yoink".
YOINK
*Kronos grabs Poseidon and takes him to his underground lair, putting Poseidon in a cage(if thats alright?)*
YOU CAN’T DO THIS! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
I CAN BECAUSE I JUST DID!
*Poseidon looks around*
PC?! PC, ARE YOU HERE?! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TOOK HER, WHERE IS SHE?!
(im actually not lmao, but hes going to lie and pretend he is)
I'LL NEVER TELL YOU AAAAHAHAHAHAACKACK *Kronos is rather ill from being dead for ages, and thus this kind of stuff takes a lot out of him*
HA! YOU’RES STILL A WEAK PIECE OF SHIT!
(idk ask PC)
FUCK YOU
*Kronos pulls out the scythe*
You can’t fucking touch me.
Wanna bet?
Zeus, Hera, Hermes, Hades, and Hephaestus will make sure of it.
*Kronos stabs Poseidon*
oh really now? HEY CHILDREN WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND KILL ME?!
WE’VE DONE IT BEFORE AND WE’LL DO IT AGAIN!!
@zeus-offical, @king-of-the-underworld-13, @hera-official
don't worry gang we GOT THIS
