Long live the Council!

@bread-knight-offical

he/him

23 posts

Greetings, commoners!

I am a Bread Knight, loyal soldier of the Bread Council, and sworn foe of the Frog Nation. I serve under the command of Sir Samuel of Lydia, the third Champion Bread Knight and the 14th member of the Bread Council. We are a proud and strong legion lead by Bread General SSG Specter and his council of Royal Bread Knights, including Bread Commander Kirby, Bread Farmer Zzayli, and Bread Wizard Nixy.

I seek not conflict in this realm, but polite conversation and general silly antics among acquaintances and good friends. Should you approach me with intent for malicious schemes or bigotry, please do refrain from interacting, or I shall take it upon myself to strike you down mercilessly and forbid further contact with me.

That is all, and long live the Council! Huzzah!!!

#bread council #officalverse #new offical

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I think every character in Dr. Stone is autistic fight me

bread-knight-offical

I know better than to start fights I cannot win

Also I'm fairly sure this is canon-

Stan. - @stan-officaal

Killer.

Salmon.

pontius-pilate-offical

Pontius Pilate.

bread-knight-offical

Bread Knight.

lloyd-garmadon-kisser

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

lesbos-defense-force

Whereas Satan Offical - @satan-offical - has committed an unprovoked acts against the Lady Island of Lesbos in which Satan Offical has presented challenge to the election of Lady Sappho of the Island of Lesbos to the office of President of the Officalverse: Therefore be it Resolved by Lady Sappho of the Island of Lesbos, That a state of temporary hostility is hereby declared to exist between the Island of Lesbos and Satan Offical; and that the Grand Field Marshal of the Lesbos Defense Force Defense Force is hereby authorized and direct to deploy the entire military force of the Lesbos Defense Force and the resources of the government to carry on the temporary hostility against Satan Offical; and bring the conflict to a successful termination.

I'm scared

bread-knight-offical

What's this? War has been declared against Satan?!

lesbos-defense-force

As has been expressed in the resolution as published by the Lesbos Defense Force Public Affairs Office this is a period of temporary hostilities set to expire at the conclusion the current round of polling.

bread-knight-offical

So... a very short war?

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lesbos-defense-force

Whereas Satan Offical - @satan-offical - has committed an unprovoked acts against the Lady Island of Lesbos in which Satan Offical has presented challenge to the election of Lady Sappho of the Island of Lesbos to the office of President of the Officalverse: Therefore be it Resolved by Lady Sappho of the Island of Lesbos, That a state of temporary hostility is hereby declared to exist between the Island of Lesbos and Satan Offical; and that the Grand Field Marshal of the Lesbos Defense Force Defense Force is hereby authorized and direct to deploy the entire military force of the Lesbos Defense Force and the resources of the government to carry on the temporary hostility against Satan Offical; and bring the conflict to a successful termination.

I'm scared

bread-knight-offical

What's this? War has been declared against Satan?!

grapefruit-offical

i am a grapefruit

what are you 🫵?

astronaut-offical

i am an astronaut

what are you 🫵?

I am a shark

what are you 🫵?

i am a weirdo

what are you 🫵?

timelooping-official

I am a time loop

what are you 🫵?

sans-the-skeleconch-offical

I am a jester with a conch head

what are you 🫵?

fishyguts-offical

i'm an anthropomorphic fish-shark

what are you 🫵?

i'm a... sponge. boy? girl? thing? person

what are you 🫵?

god-the-offical

I AM GOD

What are you 🫵?

bread-knight-offical

I am a valiant Bread Knight!

What are you🫵?

anonmous-offical

You should draw me in the most valiant of poses!

@bread-knight-offical

Not the best

But hope you like it

bread-knight-offical

Fantastic!

explosions-are-funny

is the officalverse still going strong? Is that a thing thats still going?

bread-knight-offical

It is!

lloyd-garmadon-kisser

I want as many officalverse blogs to reblog this post as possible

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This is a hostage situation. Get all the help you can get in the officalverse community and like this ask 50+ times to release this car or else :3

WHAT .. HAVE - YOU ... DONE / WHAT HAVE YOU DONE -. HE WILL --- THREATEN - THE OFFICALVERSE. HE WILL NEVER LET -- YOU GO. ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT ITS YOUR FAULT -.-.--

i feel no guilt

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical HELP THE CAT

itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @bat-eared-fox-offical @tagging-officals-offical @taco-bell-offical @lemon-offical @evil-apple-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical

REBLOG AND LIKE TO FREE THE CAR

bread-knight-offical

FREE THE CAR!!! RAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

murderous-goose

What's this I hear about pilfering bread?

- @bread-knight-offical

well

in short

i mind control a moose

this moose drives a caboose

this caboose runs on cherry juice

we ride through peoples' walls, ceilings, floors, etc

and then we take their bread

...

...

...

...

bread. 👍

bread-knight-offical

bread 👍

. . .

. . .

Anyway why do you take their bread? If anything, take their cherry juice for the caboose that your mind controlled moose drives. I fail to see how bread is a necessity for you. Well, aside from food, but you can just buy some bread at your local bread store

murderous-goose

alas, 'tis much more fun to steal the bread though

also the moose takes the cherry juice

if there is any

bread-knight-offical

I can donate some bread if you want; I'm feeling rather benevolent today

murderous-goose

hm

i accept....

(warily)

bread-knight-offical

Alright then!

*whistles loudly*

After a few minutes, a carriage rolls up and drops off 5 large wooden crates full of bread.

That should be enough!

murderous-goose

What's this I hear about pilfering bread?

- @bread-knight-offical

well

in short

i mind control a moose

this moose drives a caboose

this caboose runs on cherry juice

we ride through peoples' walls, ceilings, floors, etc

and then we take their bread

...

...

...

...

bread. 👍

bread-knight-offical

bread 👍

. . .

. . .

Anyway why do you take their bread? If anything, take their cherry juice for the caboose that your mind controlled moose drives. I fail to see how bread is a necessity for you. Well, aside from food, but you can just buy some bread at your local bread store

murderous-goose

alas, 'tis much more fun to steal the bread though

also the moose takes the cherry juice

if there is any

bread-knight-offical

I can donate some bread if you want; I'm feeling rather benevolent today

murderous-goose

What's this I hear about pilfering bread?

- @bread-knight-offical

well

in short

i mind control a moose

this moose drives a caboose

this caboose runs on cherry juice

we ride through peoples' walls, ceilings, floors, etc

and then we take their bread

...

...

...

...

bread. 👍

bread-knight-offical

bread 👍

. . .

. . .

Anyway why do you take their bread? If anything, take their cherry juice for the caboose that your mind controlled moose drives. I fail to see how bread is a necessity for you. Well, aside from food, but you can just buy some bread at your local bread store

reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

bread-knight-offical

Ask away, friends!

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for those left standing in the ruins of a former empire, destroyed by a machine

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