Greetings, commoners!
I am a Bread Knight, loyal soldier of the Bread Council, and sworn foe of the Frog Nation. I serve under the command of Sir Samuel of Lydia, the third Champion Bread Knight and the 14th member of the Bread Council. We are a proud and strong legion lead by Bread General SSG Specter and his council of Royal Bread Knights, including Bread Commander Kirby, Bread Farmer Zzayli, and Bread Wizard Nixy.
I seek not conflict in this realm, but polite conversation and general silly antics among acquaintances and good friends. Should you approach me with intent for malicious schemes or bigotry, please do refrain from interacting, or I shall take it upon myself to strike you down mercilessly and forbid further contact with me.
That is all, and long live the Council! Huzzah!!!
