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officialmrshade

Mr. Shade pls let unc Sebastian retire

His pushing 32 💔💔

{Mr Shade thinks for a moment}

"How about no?"

official-project-solace

Don't worry, I'll retire him first.

ALSO I'M NOT OLD I'M 32 CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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#Bread not detected

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Mouse.

smiley-trashbag

what the fuck are you doing.

Don’t step out of line again.

Do you remember what happened to the last rat detector…?

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Beaver.

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sausage

gimmick-thief

Your latest post notification showed up like pms do for me

gimmick remover banished me to the depths of tumblr pms. dear god

official-olm-posts

the exact same thing happened to me. what is with this webbed site. is it just because they added comment-liking

gimmick-thief

i post for the first time in like a week and tumblr goes HEY YOUR FAVORITE AUTISTIC IS BACK

bread-detector

Does pier review count?

#Not bread detection

aquagrunt

I am in tears

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bread-detector

We need a concrete detector in here, stat

marzipanandminutiae

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

tied-up-teacup

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

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#Bread not detected #as for how I got my scars #most of them are from mosquito bites #But two of them are from the time I fell off of a 3 foot ledge onto concrete as a kid #second main one was when I failed to get on my scooter and got a rock stuck in my knee #Forgot to mention but I fell onto the concrete on my elbow #To this day my hand just covers the entire scar

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rat-detector

Listen im fucking trying here, im tired. My feet hurt :)

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rat-detector

In this economy? Maybe. Being bred could be fun.

coolperson96

...i think you misunderstand

willofdpeople

I'm sorry for starting all of this.

Lick!

Not now post-licker.

:(

Okay fine. You won me over. Do as you wish.

post-licker

Liiick!!! :)

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bread-detector

#bread detected #I know I already detected this #Shut uo #Up #shit

mattastr0phic

Babygirl of all time Dr. ████ Myriad 💖💖💖the buildup has burst I need to draw her 1 million times

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#Bread not detected #stop making them hotter I bet/silly #My little gay heart can’t handle this

pngblog

Could I get some uh... Wagungus PNGS?

To me the Wagungus is any horror entity which you probably don't want to see before bed 🤣

wackojinx

We love Wagungus in this household

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#Bread not detected #Fun fact!#the 3rd image is from a series nicknamed thumper by the same creator or the boiled one phenomenon!#aka Doctor nowhere #thumper has a place in my heart #He can eat all my internal organs #I really don’t care #I love all the doctor nowhere’s creations #except for the bed eater #don’t search it up #Every now and then I sleep on the floor bc of paranoia lmaoooooo

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Listen im fucking trying here, im tired. My feet hurt :)

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corporationkills

i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

corporationkills

addition

ohabeeeeeee

@otiksimr

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@rat-detector

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swordi001

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A RARE FABERGÉ JEWELLED CITRINE MODEL OF A MOUSE, ST PETERSBURG, CIRCA 1900

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Transparent!

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@rat-detector

mvharts

Little rats, little rat man, little rat princess, oooohh,,,

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Why is it small now? It’s just a little guy now

theredwoodtrails

trying not to infodump about my alterhumanity on my friends got me looking like:

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#Bread not detected

achivement-unlocked

Had a dream last night where I was inactive for like a week and in that time, several achivement-unlocked blogs sprung up with various amounts of achievements: like achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked, achivement-achivement-achivement-achivement-unlocked and so on / so forth.

I was then tagged in a post fighting for my legacy as an achievement blog and had to choose one

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

This reminds me of something but I can’t think of what…

@gimmick-thief @gimmick-thief-thief @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

achivement-achivement-unlocked

hey.

gimmick-fixer

Wait a minute

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

Dude I literally did that first

sniffer-of-gimmicks

Hey. I did it before all three of you

Bow down before your elder

murpledurple

I love the fact that all three of you are wrong

gimmick-thief-thief

hey.

wanna know a secret.

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

Wh. What

gimmick-thief-thief

nothing…

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

HOW DO YOU KNOW. HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW.

gimmick-thief-thief

do you wanna know a secret?

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

JUST TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW

gimmick-thief-thief

you’ve literally told me…

also I have a suspicion you’re also @sniffer-of-gimmicks (typing style, yelling at yourself, stealing blogs)

murpledurple

Achievement unlocked!

Paranoid schizophrenia

It was always me. Every. Single. One.

gimmick-thief-thief

so you ARE insane. got it

gimmick-fixer

We’re the same person. We’ve been over this.

achivement-achivement-unlocked

literally nuh uh

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

Yuh huh

the-sniffer

nuh uh

sniffer-of-gimmicks

YUH. HUH.

gimmick-thief-thief

NUH UH

if were the same person say something on my blog

gimmick-thief-thief

We’re literally the same person.

gimmick-thief-thief

WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YKU GET IN MY HOUSE

gimmick-thief-thief

WHO ARE YOU AND HIW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

Hehe

the-sniffer

AHHH!!!!

wait a minute who am I?!?!???!

murpledurple

ME

trolleybusaberrations

AHHHHHH!!!!!!

*runs around my house bumping into random blogs every which way, screaming and flailing, knocking posts off the walls*

gimmick-fixer

One of us

sniffer-of-gimmicks

One of us

gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

One of us

gimmick-theif-xx-27

How did this only start to get coherent with the paranoid schizophrenia part.

gimmick-thief

THERES BEEN ANOTHER ONE THIS ENTIRE TIME????

bread-detector

Glad there’s only one of me :)

gimmick-thief

i think you just did the tumblr equivalent of saying “quiet” in any customer service job

quicklight-reblogs

That’s good I think!

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And that was the wrong blog. Man I need to get a hold of myself lol

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Bread detector bread detected !!

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Ahhh shit, I jinxed it lol

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Hello

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He’s right behind me isn’t he/ref

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gimmick-thief

Gives you a Knife

- @gives-you-a-knife

FINALLY