That Guy You Know

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

dude holy shit you’re right.

IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN

I’m crying…

This is literally the clearest audio post on tumblr

ME

Holy shit

That took a turn

WAIT WHAT

The fucking accuracy

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

The cinematography. Whipped the boy like the romans did with Jesus

LMAOOOO

“The Roman did Jesus” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

add that ominous hum/yodel thing that’s in every overly dramatic car commercial and this deserves an Oscar

Lmfaooo he cocked that hand so far back

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

theres a dead body

I feel like I am being held hostage

WEAPONIZED THICCNESS FOR THE FORCES OF GOOD

I’m reblogging this because that line was perfect 

Hella yeah Bella. Curves for the greater good!

Full video is found here.

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life