I'm Just Trying To Get Through This

NO. REBLOG IN FIVE YEARS FOR GOAT LUCK.

Anyone just, like, want my mind?.. I don’t want it anymore.

Anyone know if I delete my account if I can create a new account with the same username??

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

It is a well known fact that Latin is the true language of the gays

in Spain, “entender” (to understand), is very much used in the same way. “Ella entiende” = she understands = she is a lesbian

*points at girl* does she…you know….understand??

The real Tumblr experience is hearing about how to turn off a feature before hearing about the feature itself.

You really expect me to believe those dumbasses at nascar put a man on the gotdamn moon

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.