An Introduction
Hello. I am the Branch Slenderman. I am a tree.
Deciduous, leafless for almost all of the year, and inactive when my leaves are out. No flowers or fruit.
My branches grow from my shoulders and my roots grow from my waist. I can manipulate all of them to scratch or grab things.
I have correspondents take parts of my branches to make them into paper, furniture, beams, and other wood products. I can still sense through them.
I can create trees through "runners" from my roots. If you see a tree in the woods, it might be me! Even if it doesn't have a blank face or a suit.
I do in fact hunt during fall and winter, but I probably won't kill you unless I'm really hungry. Bring some fertilizer.
As for why I'm here, the internet is like a forest. Raw information gets turned into pages, networks grow, ecosystems thrive.
I now desire to take root in this digital forest.
Also, collect my branches. (Make them into paper and other wood products)
