Bramseil

eighteen PATHETIC MEN in your AREA with the WETTEST SADDEST EYES youve ever seen want to TALK ABOUT THE WORST MUSIC YOUVE EVER HEARD with YOU!

they're minor inconveniences TO YOU. i WILL consider killing myself

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called 'the best pig at watching'. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said 'this is the best pig at watching'. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching'. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching' and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up

# this is what's going on with the UK prime minister situation

You stumble across my half-eaten corpse in the abandoned mineshaft, clutching the note that i used my last energy to write, but it's just a badly drawn picture of me and the monster holding hands with hearts all around it and the words "big dogy" are scrawled at the bottom.

it sure fucking is buddy

@vague-magnus-archives , which fear would be here?

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

it straight up smells like spiders in here

they should invent a kind of picking your skin that is free of consequences

Pick someone else's skin

i want to scream very bad but i am being so normal and calm about it

I’d pay good money to see this dog in concert.