idk man

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

customers the same in all universes

things used to be $5

messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

its vague malaise friday everyone give it up for vague malaise!!

i'm losing my spark who got a lighter